rob the bartender

clearly not the George Harrisson of bartenders.

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

This. ❤️❤️❤️

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

It's so good every single time 🔥

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

Just got off the phone with my college roommate.

His daughter was diagnosed with leukemia in January.

He has insurance. Good insurance. The kind you feel safe having.

7 months later:
Savings: wiped out. 401k: cashed early. Penalties and all. House: refinanced to cover the gaps insurance decided weren’t their problem.

He told me he’s not the same person anymore.

Said watching your child fight for her life while simultaneously fighting an insurance company over coverage codes does something to you that doesn’t go away.

They did everything right.
Two incomes. No debt. Responsible their whole lives.

One diagnosis undid all of it in 7 months.

And somewhere a health insurance CEO is getting a $30 million bonus this quarter.

I don’t know how people defend this system with a straight face.

I really don’t.

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

@MavrocksGirl Good thoughts your way

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Things you could do in the United State for a trillion dollars (instead of have it accumulate to one person):

1. End homelessness
2. End poverty
3. Healthcare for every child
4. Universal free college
5. Universal clean, cheap energy
6. Cure cancer

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

@HunterBiden Thank you @HunterBiden

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

@HunterBiden @SoundDobad Llololololololo the perfect response! Thank you @HunterBiden !

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

@Avabelly__ Yes

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

@ThatEricAlper Lou Reed
Peter Frampton

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: For the first time a journalist has reportedly told Donald Trump on a phone call, “Every single claim you have made about this war has been proven a lie within hours, and I will not be publishing anything you’ve told me today.”

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

Politics are a safe bet.

[Worst Finance Takes @Lifeinvestmoney]

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart

What field is this?

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

Every single night. My boys are everything.

[Bee 🐝 @beemyli]

I used to think my dad just had a weird habit.
Every night, no matter how late it was, he’d check if I was asleep. Like actually come into my room, stand there for a second, then leave.
I remember pretending to sleep sometimes just to see how long he’d stay. Sometimes he’d fix my blanket, sometimes he’d just sigh and walk out.
As I got older, I thought it was kinda annoying. Like… why are you still doing that?
One night I finally asked him.
He just shrugged and said, “Just checking.”
Years later, my mom told me the real reason.
When I was a baby, I got really sick out of nowhere. Stopped breathing in my sleep. They barely made it to the hospital in time.
After that, he never fully trusted “quiet.”
So every night, for years… he just needed to see my chest rise at least once before he could relax. 🥹

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

Leftover bacon?

[Kat @kat_maryb]

What do you do with leftover bacon?

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

Tweet of the day goes to…

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

#NancyMace

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

@oku_yungx Really? Your mom loves me.

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

@HusKerrs Never, ever, tell him boys don’t cry.

[rob the bartender @RobDrinkenstein]

@Iamivy05 My father used to sends me care packages. Boxes filled with Vienna sausages. It was the only meat I would have… love you dad.

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

i am beginning to think that the head of the iranian military wasn’t a part time news host 15 months ago.

[Covie @covie_93]

With the number of DUIs and car accidents tiger woods is involved in he qualifies to serve as either defense secretary or secretary of transportation in trump's cabinet.

[Brendan Gutenschwager @BGOnTheScene]

“No Kings” protesters assembled to form a message reading “TRUMP MUST GO NOW!” at Ocean Beach in San Francisco, California today