Rob Ellam

Spice Boy, Reluctant Football Manager, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun.

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@WiFiWarsUK You're doing God's work here (not that she exists of course)

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@fesshole Amateur.
Steal one of their mugs, clean it at home, enjoy your free coffee, then leave with the mug again.

Rinse and repeat

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@jimsicle @anon_opin Same. Uncommon surname and got the address in 1998. That's never getting replaced.

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@hector_drummond @pursuitofprog My estimate is that you're an awful person

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@BritLad95 It looks like you've never pleasured a woman

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@SteadRobert @anon_opin The word is "steal"

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@Jockney80 @StarrOutlook @FBAwayDays If you don't care, then why are you angrily posting about it?

Sounds like you care quite a lot..

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@Jockney80 @stephenoldfiel3 @FBAwayDays Why are you two constantly having things rammed down your throats?
Sounds super gay 🥰

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@ClareCraigPath @FoxyEmma50 They're not. This is rubbish designed to stoke racism.

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@JusticePre94209 @FoxyEmma50 This is rubbish designed to stoke racism.

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@K8onX @FoxyEmma50 It doesn't. This is rubbish designed to stoke racism.

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@ljmcevilly @anon_opin Phil.

But I think it'd be weird if we called her that.

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@DavidAntill4 @fesshole All of them?

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@RandalCart82251 @gunsnrosesgirl3 I'm a fucking lovely person (ask anyone) and I swear like an absolute cunt.

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@SarahDuggers DINSDALE!! (Apologies to everyone too young for the reference..)

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@anon_opin See also "Ying and Yang"

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@RevRichardColes You know Gary Barlow's massive son? It's one of his shoes.

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@PikesReturn @fesshole I've bad news for you, you won't get any time back ever

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@fesshole They're 28 and 26

[Rob Ellam @RobEllam2]

@Jenny_1884 Nowadays, if you say "God Bless You", you get arrested and thrown in jail...