C’est La Vie

Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Bartender: What will you have?
Me: Whiskey
BT: Straight?
Me: Except for that one time in college.
BT:
Me:
BT:
Me: How 'bout them Red Sox?

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

I just got up to Pee, what are you Nerds doing?

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

If you’ve ever been too Drunk to Drive so you Slept in your Car in the Bar Parking Lot, we could Hang Out.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Might Live in a Van down by the River.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

You Movers and Shakers and Ball Breakers still here?

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

*Walks into Home Depot*

*All the Stud finders start Beeping*

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

I was Bored and watched some Lesbian Porn last night, those Girls can Eat a Cooter better than me.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

How can Walmart be Out of Stock on something you want? They’re the largest Retailer in the Country, those Trucks should be rolling in and out of there all Day.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

I’m not afraid of many Things, I saw my Grandmother Naked when I was a Kid.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

You Homophobes and Germaphobes still here?

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

You Diamonds in the Rough and acting Tough still here?

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

It was so Hot today I made a Grill Cheese on the Concrete of the Driveway.

[ian farquhar @iiecpunk]

Home grown leaf drowned in my poison…

[ian farquhar @iiecpunk]

I’ll be have’n some of that
#Manly chocolate milk,
as well.

[ian farquhar @iiecpunk]

An hour from high…
i best get my Sunday pre paddle preparation done.
#SpotsOn

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

@cornopolous2 I haven’t heard Haberdashery in years, there was a store in old Downtown that had a Sign saying “Men’s Haberdashery.”

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

The Insects are out in Full Force, I don’t mind the Roaches and Spiders because my Cats kill them Playing with them, and I pick them up, it’s those Flying Sumbitches I can’t stand.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

The First Person to Lick a Toad must have been really, really Curious.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Sex is great and all but have you ever put some Cheddar with a Scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream on a Slice of Apple Pie hot out of the Oven?

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Fuck is such a Versatile Word, it’s a noun, a verb, an adjective, it has endless Possibilities.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Has anyone actually Seen a Flying Fuck?