Papa Elf

Can't Stop. Won't Stop.

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

@ringofhonor

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

Win money on the prelims. Lose it all on the main card. Every. Fucking. Time.

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

I love these Red Wings

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

Staying up late to watch USA vs Canada. I guarantee to be in a bad mood tomorrow.

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

@GoHomeGH I need to know if you found her!

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

Football has always been my least favorite sport but the playoffs this year got me HOOKED!

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

I would commit any crime if the onlypans girl from TikTok asked me to.

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

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[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

All I want for Christmas is this sweater.

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

Red Wings win 5 straight, Michigan big ten champs. God damn it feels great to be happy about sports again.

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

The only matches I get on tinder these days is with the ads.

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

If I stay up to see The Rock come back and The Rock does not come back someone will pay for it tomorrow.

[ESPN @espn]

It's the soundtrack to some of hockey's most iconic moments 🏒

As the ESPN @NHL theme song we all love returns tonight for the first time in 17 years, @justinbieber takes a look at how it all came to be.

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

We put Mo & Lucas to the test…

Can they clap at the same time with their eyes closed? 😂

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

If you call 90° and humid “Beautiful weather” you need to be locked up. You are a danger to yourself and society.

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

I’m really hurting after that Islanders loss.

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

If i played hockey i would’ve been Pavel Datsyuk

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

@GoHomeGH Took me way too long to realize you weren’t talking about Blue Eyes White Dragon from Yu-gi-oh

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

I am once again back to criticize girls on dating apps with horses. Please leave me alone.

[Papa Elf @Robert_Heidel]

I’m just tryna wake up Saturday morning and watch the magic bullet infomercial.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

AUSTON FUCKING MATTHEWS FOR THE WIN