Rob Neal

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

I’m just saying, 1983 Dan Marino was very Bobby Boucher adjacent.

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

Methinks that I should start more sentences with the word methinks.

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. He tried to sell me a CarShield™️ warranty plan.

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

I know AI is evil, but I created an entirely new dog breed.
The Joe Cocker Spaniel.

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

When life gets me down, I’m just thankful that there’s not a Scientologist Muppet named Elmo Ron Hubbard.

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

Few things in life make me laugh harder than people’s 1⭐️ food reviews of which mention that their dog hated the food too.
It’s not enough that you hated shit, but now you’re bringing in your dog as the final judge.

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

Dan Hurley gives out leftover peppermint candy from Christmas at Halloween.

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Dan Hurley calls the cashier at Dunkin' "Champ" sarcastically.

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

Dan Hurley looks like he’d unexpectedly show up at frat houses just to give them hazing tips.

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

Dan Hurley looks like he'd give you a 30-minute lecture on what "real pizza" is after seeing a Domino's commercial on TV.

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I kinda feel like Billy Corgan is the Chevy Chase of the music world.

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@DefectorMedia
Drew Magary would’ve called them the Cincinnati Diarrhea Sludge.
https://t.co/mFc6EobpQc

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They need to outlaw the TV ads with alarm sounds in them.

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@TVBOren @ValpoBasketball It ain’t like it used to be. 😩

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Shane Gillis is what I’d imagine Bert Kreischer sounds like performing standup after just being saved from a carbon monoxide leak.

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Ryan Day is a great coach and a wonderful dude, but I challenge @ryandaytime to a game of Tecmo Super Bowl. I pick the Bengals. Who you got? 🤣

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

As seen in Lafayette, Indiana today. Lane Road is a good anonymous porn name. @becbenit

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

I can never be authentic if I use the term “my authentic self”.

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

When you try to look like Santa, but you look like an elf instead.

[Rob Neal @RobertArgueNeal]

Wanna go halfsies on OJ’s prison jerk mags?
Only the pages with white women are stuck together. https://t.co/ka7hzdYYRv