Robert Baratheon

Food & Drink, Lifestyle, Murder, Whoring, Wrestling, War, Shareholder of Playboy. I like whisky, wine, tequila, vodka, mead, beer, and rum.

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

#iFunny https://t.co/yJcaD1LZZR

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

@CerseiLanni3ter I wish. I hear those High Garden girls are something else. #GrowingStrong #InMyPants

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

"I'm the god of tits and wine" -Tryion.
Best phrase of 2017.

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

It's crazy how my wife gave me lame children and high blood pressure while yours gave you BLOODY DRAGONS. You lucky dog you. @KhalDrogoNo

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

I wish Ned had a twitter so I can share all the memes with him. Even in death he is too serious for such nonsense. @twitterlessNed

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

@KhalDrogoNo @BaratheonRenley Drogo let's go for a hunt. Renley... start running boy.

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

@KhalDrogoNo you know what? You're a pretty chill guy. I can't believe I tried to murder your first born. #TheBromanceThatShouldveHappened

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

@RobertBarath27 Damn I ran out of characters. I guess the world will never know...

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

So now that I'm dead. It turns out the Old Gods, the New Gods, the Mother of Mountains, the Many Face God, and the Lord of light are really

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

2016 killed me. #RIP #gg

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

@CerseiLanni3ter Quiet woman! Keep your mouth shut unless it's to ask me if I want more wine. #wifeyprobs

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

@LorasTheFlower Renly cringes at the sight of blood. Rather take the IMP blinded folded w/ hands tied. By the way, where is the little man?

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

@LorasTheFlower Hey nice match at the tourney. Since NED backed out on me I need another guy to hangout on guys night. You down? #TurnUp

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

Well Ned backed out on me again and quit the hand of the king right before guys night... #acgot

[Robert Baratheon @RobertBarath27]

I awoke from sleep to find the gods powdering the land. If only Cersi didn't take this long to powder her face... #acgot