Robert Bernardo

Business entrepreneur who loves to read and write novels.

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Oh no, another four years of crooked Hillary and blow job Bill in the White House.

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@WritersContests check out https://t.co/wNmu2QcveT

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After a grueling ten-year pregnancy, I finally gave birth to Book of Johnny. It was painful, yet I can't wait to get pregnant again!

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Sorry, but I think it's time to put an end to the Tom and Jerry show. It was a good act once, but that was then and this is now.

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@_AdrianGrenier_ Dude... you are perfect for the lead character in my book (Book of Johnny). check the story out at http://t.co/wNmu2QcveT.

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Johnny loaded his gun up with a bunch of words, and fired away at an empty piece of paper, thus bringing it to life. The tree lives again.

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Poor Johnny was forced to become the hero he was never meant to be.

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How many great stories have only been read by the writer?
a.) Too many! You have to find a way to get your work out into the world!

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@AdeleBSweeney GOOD JOB GIRL! I'LL BE CHECKING IT OUT.

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"Sometimes my brain is coated with Teflon," said I with a sigh. "Nothing sticks.

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What started as a glance, turned into a lingering gaze, followed by an awkward stare. Still, I couldn't take my eyes off her, until I died.

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It was all I could do to keep from turning my head in her direction. Our eyes briefly met, and it was like the best sex I ever had. theend

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if a novel is like a skyscraper, than the first chapter is the foundation that must be strong enough to support all the other chapters.

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@jeremypiven Let's make a scary movie! http://t.co/wNmu2PUUnl

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@JimCameron Jim, like most people, I love your work. Please checkout http://t.co/wNmu2PUUnl for a great movie idea. Book of Johnny.

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@TomCruise Tom, checkout http://t.co/wNmu2PUUnl for a great movie idea. See "Book of Johnny."

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@KevinSpacey If the acting doesn't work out, I wear a size 11 shoe. Meanwhile, checkout http://t.co/wNmu2PUUnl for a great movie concept.

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@katyperry except for you, I like blue-eyed blondes. http://t.co/wNmu2PUUnl.

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@tomhanks Tom, you've been great over the years. Checkout http://t.co/wNmu2PUUnl, "Book of Johnny." I see it as a future film.

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@RealRonHoward I grew up watching you on TV. Checkout http://t.co/wNmu2PUUnl. "Book of Johnny" may be a film you want to make.