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Scientist that loves to lift heavy things! 🇦🇺🛫🇺🇸

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@stoneoreye Could you imagine coming home after slaying dragons all day at work to this nagging thing?! Hard pass.

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@AntonioTweets2 I am an Aussie that moved to the US 10 months ago and I know this is exactly how I'll feel if and when I return home to Australia. It's so sad!

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@MarioBojic Why is it always fugly 4s and below that end up going down this path? Allows the below average looking people to get the attention and acceptance they so desperately crave.

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@oliviakrolczyk_ What a miserable life it would be dating this thing!! I'd rather stay single than end up with an insufferable c*nt like her.

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@RealPostFolder Can tell she's hypermasculine and wants a guy to control. No way in hell is she willing to submit to a man.

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@BrianAtlas The dude she wants will fuck her but won't ever settle down with her because of her socks.

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@MarcLobliner At 38, I now feel like I'm hauling ass all day. Especially my energy throughout the day. Weights feel heavier in workouts. Especially exercises like squats. Random sciatica flare ups for long travel stints. Great video and found the volume and preworkout perspective insightful.

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@the_ceo99 It's why you have to treat her like Mr Right but fuck her like Mr Right-Now.

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@japan_nobunaga 10% for shit service; 15% for doing your job; 20% for great service.

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@DrewPavlou As an Aussie living in the US, it's so much better here. Australia is fucked unfortunately.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

There are women right now paying $2,000 a month for someone else to raise their kids so they can go make $2,400 a month at a job they hate.

That's $400 to miss your kid's first words.

Somehow someone convinced an entire generation of women that this was freedom. Crazy.

[RedNeckPapa @RedNeckPapa6291]

I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’

She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party, sweetheart.”

[BuffNerd @RobertBerridge2]

@BradJamin3 Pauline must be protected at all costs. Still a long time before the election and if something were to happen to her, I'd argue the numbers would swing the other way.

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@FreedomAus80100 It's why I left the country. It's cooked until something changes.

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@PaulineHansonOz The only ad you need to show is the Bondi massacre that this c*nt caused!!! Anyone that wants to vote for this guy again may as well have blood on their hands as well.

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@TomiLahren Llittle c*nts that pay no taxes, that we, the taxpayer, support and pick up the bill for this degenerate behaviour. It's so freaking infuriating watching your taxpayer funds get pissed away.

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@undefinedhandle @bowtiedstocks you'll love this

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@its_The_Dr Haha these section 8ers couldn't afford to pay $5 let alone $5k.

[Wofaase👿 @wofaase_]

Bro doesn’t deserve an Oscar. The Oscar deserves him. 😂

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@bowtiedstocks It's even better in the US! Delivery at all hours.