Robert Bland

[Robert Bland @RobertBland]

@asda I'm impressed you knew they were bought for a girl. The thing is, she's also 30 today.

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@VirginTrains top journey on the 20.24 from Crewe to London. Big thanks to Chris in the shop, he is a credit to your team.

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@uwcb1 are there any plans to put on an event in central London this year? Thanks.

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When ya poo gets stuck http://t.co/IK1L9hQZDW

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Lizzies drunk #liabilitylizzie

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Best app I've downloaded this year. Nice one @cuddy_01 😂 http://t.co/3COH4Yc4W3

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So Martin at Money Saving Expert says this is the best credit card for card roulette. http://t.co/eqAoiRZfAP

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#smackcam http://t.co/ScSexFDfVT

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@lukerobbo @WHP_Mcr @sankeysclub @KieranOConnor90 @chrisdlocke what about @thomashill1989 ?

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You can't even get detention for calling someone a sket.

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#mancrushmonday http://t.co/46U67NoZvJ

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Brilliant. http://t.co/JHH69DcbIU

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@robertgavin11 I'm still alive, so I guess so.

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Thanks for shaving the wrong leg. http://t.co/Iv6Ej6t9lQ

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Seriously? Alexandra? http://t.co/iYIDIifN2P

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Pensive http://t.co/PBv6ohhD3E

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#datenight with this handsome fella http://t.co/BvBx1T2JBN

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Stuart Downing has a long overdue good game and @martinkeown5 wants his babies.

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/aLBOFZJKnq

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/fYdopDKsZh