Robert D76

[Joe Reeve - 🇬🇧/acc @isnit0]

Time to choose: scrap the greenbelt, or build new cities.

The greenbelt was created to prevent urban sprawl.

The idea being that creating new cities and transport was preferable to infinitely expanding existing cities.

And it worked - we created Milton Keynes which is one of the most productive places in Britain today, all while preserving significant amounts of nature around our cities.

But then the NIMBYs had their cake and ate it - they blocked new developments and transport infrastructure, making Britain poorer and poorer.

You can either scrap the greenbelt, or build significant new cities and infrastructure. You can’t keep blocking everything.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.

The Police have no lead.

[Nicola Jane Swinney @NicolaJSwinney]

The woman who scanned my items at the supermarket was rude, unhelpful, scruffy and smelled like she’d been drinking.

That’s the last time I use the self checkout.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I got fired from my job as a masseuse.
Apparently I rub people up the wrong way.

[Paul B Lyons. @plyons45]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Thank goodness it's not snowing.

Imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[Robert D76 @RobertDrohan]

@punicist Galloway sorry

[Robert D76 @RobertDrohan]

@punicist Accordingto Scott Galliway : "America is the best place to make money and Wurioe is the best place to spend it'

[Out Of Context Snooker @OOCSnooker]

😂

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"2026 is going to be my year!"

Me in April:

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My dog after eating my philosophy book

[Scott Wortley @Scott_Wortley]

Which one is he?

[Jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @Jessmoder]

Went on a mental health walk but I just remembered Im in Stoke on Trent

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

If I win the lotto, no one around me is going to be broke, and I’m very serious about that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

[Wasson Watch Co. @WassonWatch]

I have been silent about this for a long time, but I can no longer keep quiet about it in good conscience.

The "Strait" of Hormuz isn't straight at all. It's super crooked. You can see in the helpful graphic I put together below.

The elites don't want you to know this.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Our local bridge was closed today.

I still can't get over it