Robert Onyango

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[Robert Onyango @Robertjatelo]

Dear @KenyaPower_Care we called the emergency number, a reference number 12840851 was issued. Please help fast track, we really need power this weekend

[Robert Onyango @Robertjatelo]

Dear @KenyaPower_Care the transformer on the Kotieno Nyabola route in Oyugis burst on Monday 31st. We reported and upto now it hasn't been fixed. We are suffering great loss. Please assist. Our meter No. is 92112144065. Homa Bay

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@mollie_don You got it all wrong, this was a gender reveal as you can see the baby will be a girl 😏

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@elonmusk trusting that the USD 56B you worked hard for comes through soon, will be happy if you send me USD 1B, I'd like to taste a little bit of what it's like to be you.

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@LarryMadowo The accent

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Thank you @KenyaPower_Care . Electricity was restored as promised. The people of Oyugis applaud your timely response. Keep up the good work.

[Robert Onyango @Robertjatelo]

@KenyaPower_Care the generator supplying meter No. 43609791 in Oyugis has been switched off for more than 3 weeks. We are really suffering, please restore/replace the generator, more than 50 households in the area have no alternative. Schools open this week

[Robert Onyango @Robertjatelo]

@Zuku1WeCare Ive sent. Im waiting for your call

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@Zuku_WeCare please reconnect my line 154179. Ive been calling all morning. All your sgents are busy

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@SokoAnalyst Trust me, I'm vegeterian

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@realDonaldTrump @SecPompeo @WHNSC Someone wants the Nobel Peace prize by crook, just because president Obama got one. He cant accept to have Obama 1 up, well, make that 2 up coz theres no second term for Trump. He doesnt care about Sudan, Armenia, Timbuktu. These, in his words, are s***hole countries.

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@BankofKigali Meat

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@IanMbugua Do not undermine the American sense of adventure, they are 4 years into one. They will do it again

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@DjSoxxy Mitsake

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RT this to add your profile photo to the amazing #CelebratingBob mosaic we are building in memory of Bob Collymore

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I read earlier today a New York Times report on how teenage TikTok users, as a prank, registered by the hundreds of thousands for the Trump rally in Tulsa Okla. The Trump campaign official line is protestors prevented people from getting to the venue.

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@JulianCastro @NYPDnews That's not America sir, that is a clip from India or maybe Africa or Hong Kong, perhaps Vietnam

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Coronavirus was an emergency in the US at one point. After they discovered who was dying, no one cared anymore. Methinks there is an evil plan to keep the protests going on so that .... I'm tired.

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@KenyanTraffic @cbs_ke We implement but totally lack in enforcement capacity. Sometimes I'd rather we dont start if we aren't ready to finish

[Robert Onyango @Robertjatelo]

@antonioguterres @gina_din Have you considered a relocation? Nairobi perhaps