Robert Kelber

Former teacher and professor, current bartender, always a philosopher and social scientist.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

I JOIN DONALD TRUMP IN CONDEMNING THE FOLLOWING NATIONS: THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF JAPAN, THE JAPANESE REPUBLIC OF ISLAM, THE UNITED FEDERATION OF NARNIA, THE REFLECTING POOL NATION OF ALGAE-RIA, AND THE DONALD TRUMP REPUBLIC OF DUMBODIA & TACOSTAN.

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[Variety @Variety]

Ali G is back!

Sacha Baron Cohen has wrapped production on a secret new Ali G movie, which will bring his sketch comedy character back to big screen after 2002’s “Ali G Indahouse.”

https://t.co/zCZx5Davtc

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has just called Gianni Infantino and asked FIFA to “just find 4 more goals.”

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

THE TRUMP EFFECT: The USA just lost to Belgium in the World Cup Round of 16 by a score of 4-1, right after Trump personally called FIFA to clear star striker Balogun to play.

Sports fans are calling it the Trump curse.

He attended the Super Bowl and predicted a Chiefs win, but the Eagles blew them out.

He was there when the Commanders hosted the Lions and lost at home.

He watched from a suite as Miami fell in the College Football National Championship.

He sat in the owner’s suite when the Knicks snapped their huge playoff streak in NBA Finals Game 3.

And he attended the Ryder Cup where Europe topped the US team.

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Larry David using sketch comedy to call Trump a crooked, murdering pedophile

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Trump’s July 4th finale — which was so poorly planned it didn’t actually take place until July 5th — looked less like a fireworks show and more like the end of the world.
#America250

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jonathan Banks has returned as Mike in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.

[Robert Kelber @RobertKelber]

@FoxNews Interesting how Fox frames the speech vs NBC https://t.co/zzbiT7h1zQ

[NBC News @NBCNews]

In a speech marking America’s 250th anniversary, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani rejects President Donald Trump’s view of the nation, and especially its immigrants, without naming him directly. https://t.co/YqLWszdqH3

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years, what do we see? ... we see the wealthiest country in the history of the world -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by our undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Two masked protesters have climbed to the very top of the Empire State Building in NYC to raise a banner that reads:

"When the power of love beats the love of power. The world knows peace."

I'm sure Trump will call them "Antifa" and try to send them to prison for life.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Enemies of the state.

[Freyja Kristensen 🇪🇺🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴🇪🇦🇩🇪🇺🇦 @Germania_Freyja]

The Great American State
🎪
Fair has become another example of an administration that seems increasingly focused on spectacle over governing.

As the centerpiece of the Trump administration’s Freedom 250 celebration, the event will transform the National Mall into a massive patriotic festival featuring state pavilions, concerts, military displays, historical exhibits, food, rides, and other attractions celebrating America’s 250th anniversary.

At a time when many Americans are struggling with housing costs, rising prices, health care, and other everyday challenges, the administration has chosen to pour enormous attention into a highly produced national celebration. The event has become a symbol of a presidency that often appears more interested in creating memorable spectacles and dominating headlines than addressing the problems affecting people’s daily lives.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜🤡🎪

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Kyle Kulinski: “I don’t want to hear another fucking word about Hunter Biden from Republicans. He’s an absolute Boy Scout compared to you idiots. We are talking about the most corrupt regime by far and it’s not even close. The worst in American history”

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

If you invested $10,000 in Trump coin on January 20th, 2025, it would be worth $415 today.

You lost everything. He made half a billion.

[𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀 ™ 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @FrancisWegner]

BREAKING: After a slow start the audience finally started tumbling in to Trump’s Great American State Fair.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Erin Burnett on Trump's crypto scam: Take a look at this chart. In blue, how much money Trump's family has gained. In red, how much investors have lost. The same amount. More than $2 billion.