robertlacqua

a mf who tweets

[Marked As “Unsafe Individual” @tom_on_here]

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor you know how a white boy get on twisted tea

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Why the fuck is there no day baseball on today last time I checked this was fucking America not communist Russia.

[mau @rllydu]

give a man a drunk cig, he smokes for a night
teach a man to bum a drunk cig, he smokes for a lifetime

[Frank P. Smeal MBA, Esq. @FrankiePSmeal]

I’m founding a charity that provides bar tabs and greens fees to under privileged white boys in urban adjacent areas.

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”

Got hit back with a “and that would be?”

Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

[Homo4Moto @Homo4Moto]

Tapping my head to get an ABS challenge on my field sobriety test

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

One rule for today. Whether we watch College Basketball or not, we bet on every game. Out of respect for the kids. Can't have them out there playing for nothing. Be somebody.

[Buddy H. King, MD @lightbeer69]

Hitting ts at the bartender after I tip them nothing

[Adio @Adiofreak]

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

[Ron “Hog” Cranker @WelfareWarrior2]

You should be legally allowed to shoot a semi trucks tires out if they are in the left lane

[David Hookstead @dhookstead]

Chills. Two days later and I still have goosebumps 🇺🇸

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Team USA Men’s Gold Hockey Team patriots are now TOURING the White House as President Trump blasts “Free Bird” over the speakers

A PURE TRUMP WELCOME, it’s impossible not to love this! 🇺🇸🔥

[Boston Mom @LaGrecca333]

I liked it better when liberals ignored hockey.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Whoops……

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Quinn Hughes you are an American Hero

[Ken @K3N3_X]

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever scrolled Twitter after a successful hatewatch?

[Weggie Rayne @weggie_rayne]

Call me Rosa Parks the way I ride this bus

[Professional Asshole @Passhole69]

Why couldn’t the halftime show just be Tate McRae shaking ass