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Senior Software Engineering Manager, Product. Leadership, Whiskey Somme, Bourbon Steward, guitar. Opinions my own. He/Him.

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@MattLech @jjverdi borderline comical at this point.

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@DavidLeavitt @DXRacer I have a Secret Lab. Very heavy use over 6 years. Cats, kids, work from home, gaming, recording, lounging... It's been a solid investment. Had to replace the armrests once before, and need to again soon. Piston's also starting to go, but given the amount of abuse...

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@SwiftOnSecurity @HistorylandHQ the corn saga never dies and I'm thrilled about it.

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when it comes time to certify the results, harris, as VP, has a unique opportunity to do something incredibly funny.

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microplastics will be the millenial's lead.

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the more i see articles like https://t.co/IYJQd3aW1l, the more i wonder if it's time for a revision of Cunningham's Law

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hey @FedExHelp - any reason your drivers don't actually ring the bell or knock? 2 days in a row they've left a door tag claiming they attempted delivery. they didn't. did the driver steal my package, or what?

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@googlemaps sure!

i sent a suggestion on June 27th to correct a step in the driving directions to a local business. i got back an email that said the edit was "In review" with no further follow-up. not sure what other info i can provide...

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@googlemaps submitted a ticket to correct directions to a local business back in late June - haven't heard anything other than it's "in review". how long do reviews for corrections normally take?

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where's the musky man's "ya well my submarine will come with a REAL xbox controller and door handles on the inside also. plus a microwave. in fact, it IS a microwave."

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just got back from watching 7's dance recital and it struck me that this performance required drag - peter pan, hook, john, michael, the lost boys, etc. this woulda been an issue in some jurisdictions.

wild timeline we're in.

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maybe the reason for all these anti-drag bills is because these male lawmakers can't find a better way to admit that they want to do all the masculine parts in ballet. so like, make cross-dressing illegal so they have to be played by men.

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@hankgreen 's Press Tier List beautifully captures how much people with cancer laugh at... everything. Especially everything around having cancer. Great stuff.

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if that earthquake makes front page news in the ER, i'm gonna be both entirely unsurprised but still mildly disappointed. doubly so if it's above the fold.

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this is the correct take fwiw

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Blanton's is the Klon of the bourbon world.

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people who treat every conversation as a lecture/every interaction as if they're the main character and everybody else is just a weirdo NPC are deeply, deeply weird.

you're missing out on, like, learning things.

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wait... there's porn spam on github now???

what the fuck????

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just referred to the space between christmas and nye as "the year's taint" and to say i'm disappointed in myself is an understatement.

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