Robert Merlow (Making Progress)

Leader of the Battle Bridge. Streamer, Manager, Bartender, Moderator. He/Him. Opinions are my own.

Contact: [email protected]

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

You ever get so tired yet wired that you clear out your email inboxes?

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

God, it feels good to be back at #PAXWest2023. It's like a sleep-deprived welcome home

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

@sophicsheep If someone is wielding what appears to be an AT-4, I assume I'm in the wrong place and need to leave. If I see a goddamn unwrapped sandwich the size of said AT-4, I have no idea what to think. You nailed it right on the head.

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

For the first time in months, it feels like a weight has been lifted off of my home. I can't properly convey the elation I feel, but it is borderline euphoric.

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

@jdotkdot5 It's a tossup between these two songs:
https://t.co/o9OpImTxL4
https://t.co/oWvdqcdtJa

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

My house now has a DMZ. I need to get some border guards and the backing of the US in case the war goes hot

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Here's an infinitesimally small nitpick:
You should NOT suffer in going above and beyond for your boss, unrewarded.

You should, when appropriate, for yourself, in the plan for moving ahead with your career beyond your current firm.

There's a difference. It's hard to thread.

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

@javierabegazo They're a blessing. Cats are the best

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

Went out to get a few bags for my new robot butler, came away with that and a new keyboard. I suppose that's just how things work

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

@RustedMoss @necrosoftgames Thanks for stopping by and playing the demo! As one of the exam proctors, I didn't realize I truly evoked teacher vibes here...

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

Our flight home is blessed with a cat.

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

@starboots_ @FizzTheHuman Don't even sweat it! We'll probably see you tomorrow

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

That's day 1 of #PAXEast in the bag. Thanks, @AiAmethyst for crushing the 2HG tourney and letting me tag along

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

@PeachyAenne I'll be there as is tradition

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

Wow, the official Twitter app is absolute ass. I just got a notification about... nothing. This ban on third party apps is just bad

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

I can't wait for this football game to end.

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

@The_PasserbyLV3 Not yet. The rollover is kind of the first step. ngl, it's hard to let yourself release control over the balisong so it glides and I don't quite have it consistent. Still cool, though

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

I bought myself and all my roommates balisong trainers. After a few days, I think I finally managed to do a trick I've been wanting to nail for years. A goddamn thumb rollover.

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

@sophicsheep I love breaking the job system in that game. I need to play it again.

[Robert Merlow (Making Progress) @RobertMerlow]

I feel like to need to put up signs around my house like it's a goddamn commercial space.

I'm tired, I'm sick, and I really don't want to wash and clean up after others. I'm not their Dad, for fucks sake.