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@MichaelRapaport @IlhanMN Weren’t you just caught whining on the phone about how you’re not being paid enough to be an IOF puppet?

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@patriottakes Welp. Plane's going down. Good thing I memory banked my pilot's square jaw to get me thru this one

[Marco Ferraglioni @MFerraglioni]

Qui siamo a #Napoli, continuano gli straordinari festeggiamenti, surreali per un certo verso
#napolicampioneditalia #NapoliCampione

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I love how my 1yo will just sprint across the house to crouch in the corner and point at a ping pong ball. Priorities

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@dontgetbored Damn. Sorry man.

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@laurenboebert Also glad we can agree that cash bail do be fucked up

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@laurenboebert You care about mental health now?

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What are your fave potential #worldcup headlines for the build-up to Iran vs USA in the likely event England wins today? I’ll start:

“Iran: do or die”
“Iran must be defeated”
“Iran poised to destroy America”

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@isaacmmurila @TupapaGOAT @Qatari 7 years in prison for kissing someone is totally good and normal!

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@Qatari 7 years in prison for kissing someone is very cool and rational

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@fortpointbeer put these on promo stat and they’ll fly. Never mind that booze is haram. #WorldCup #Argentina #Saudi_Arabia #saudi_argentina

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Imagine this team 4 yrs older w home field advantage #usmnt

[Gabrielle Bluestone @g_bluestone]

Bolsanaro health conditions, ranked

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@blprnt Awaiting a response from the int’l community on condemning this abhorrent practice. #boycotttheBWC

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If a tree falls in the woods Sinema and Manchin will still shit on it

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@rising_serpent Keep your kinks to yourself

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@elonmusk It’s like you’re customer support if customer support got laid off. OH WAIT

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended