when it comes to how unrealistic the s8 opener is, it does surprise me that people only mention beenado and not angela bassett landing a commercial airliner on the 110
people acting like 9-1-1 is suddenly crazy because of space/the volcano when this happened in the third episode of the entire show and my guy was back working at the firehouse mere weeks later with no lasting ramifications. we've been crazy since the beginning, so jot that down!
Phone: Do not take your normal way to work. There’s something fucked up with it. Take this bullshit way.
Me: No. I’d rather be late going the normal way than go the bullshit way.
Phone: That was a test, and you passed. Your normal way is 3 minutes faster than the bullshit way
tutta la mia solidarietà va alle maestre della scuola dell'infanzia/materna/asilo nido o come si chiama che stanno facendo inserimento, stamattina ero fuori da un asilo e sembrava stessero sgozzando i bambini ma proprio urla isteriche PER ORE io sarei già uscita pazza vi ammiro