Mayor Rob Ford

Im the Mayor of #Toronto, Ontario. #TOpoli
*Parody* in no way affiliated with Fordsy

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Fuck your HOV lanes

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

@mckay5012 fuck eh? Who would've thought a major city area would have traffic?

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

@DoctorWhatt *spoiled. Mo money mo problems

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Well, shit

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

I'm back, Bitches!

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Kegger at my place when I get back #NiggaWeMadeIt

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Shots on shots on shots

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Going to bars while in rehab because fuck you, that's why!

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

But first, let me take a selfie #RobFord

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

I didn't do it

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Yo, @jimmykimmel what the fuck dude? I thought we were cool

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

OPEN BAR AT THE #OSCARS! Now all I need is a little crack & this night will be alright

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

GO CANADA! I'm so fucking hammered! Wwwoooooooo! 🍁

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Drinking starts at 7:00 am tomorrow! You're welcome, #Toronto drunken stupor & hockey

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Tehehehehe

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Fuck you, USA! You took the Bieber, you're stuck with the Bieber. No givesies backsies!

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Oh Bieber...

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

I could really go for some Jamaican food and crack.

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Fuckin Bieber... Making us all look bad

[Mayor Rob Ford @RobForddTO]

Turn down for what!?