Robert Alan Hall

Stand-up Comedian

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

Shout out to the great movies with dumb names because dumb movies used the good names first. I see y’all

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

Sixty-nine? More like sixty-nice.

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

Being smart is knowing how to stop the spread of the virus in the US

Being wise is knowing it was never gonna happen

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

@zoopti Nothing. Hooch is crazy

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

I’ve been denied two hugs today because of Coronavirus. That’s what will kill me

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

@timleak @_not_sharon I had to use it for memos in the Navy and it just stuck with me

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

I’m gonna open a buffet that goes on and on and call it Eat Cetera

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

When a writer asks someone to marry them, do they pro-prose?

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

@MyWifeClaire Have you tried jerking off the whole pack?

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

@cam_noah_mcl “No, you! You’re a stud!”

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

Don’t ask how I got here, just be glad I came

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

This morning, I sarcastically asked myself what black shirt I was gonna wear today

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

I can’t dance in my dreams because I have bad circadian rhythm

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

The best part of moving to a bigger comedy scene is getting to bomb twice a night instead of once

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

How much I like a band is directly correlated to how closely the singer sings in my vocal range

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[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

I’ve reached my peak

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I like to play this game before writing papers for school called “can I still pass if I don’t write this paper?”

[Robert Alan Hall @robhall93]

Professor: we’re learning about reflections today

Me: when will my reflection show who I am inside