Rob Hynes

Man, Myth, Legend, Amateur Physician

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@PaulBromby I've never seen anything like it.

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Let's Go Blue Jays! #DialTheDugout

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I know I'm late to the game on this, but have you guys tried pizza? It's fantastic!

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I think that 'Happy Days' jumped the shark in the episode where Fonzie jumped the shark.

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Anyone going to the Met Gala tonight? Do you guys know if there is valet parking or should I Uber? Anyone want to meet up for a drink first? I'd love to meet up first so I'm not walking in alone like a loser.

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Shout out to Jesus, the OG Zombie. Greatest comeback ever! #HappyEaster

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The performance that Catherine O'Hara gives in the 1st episode of #TheStudio, in that fantastic single take scene when @Sethrogen comes to her door, is the best thing she has done in her incredible career. She's absolutely amazing. Somehow, she just keeps getting better.

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One of the reviews for Randy “Macho Man” Savage rap album said his rapping was “way better than Shaquille O’Neal’s” and I don’t know if that is a good review or a bad one.

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It's not a holiday if you spend the whole day shovelling. I'd rather be at work.

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Better has no ceiling. You can always be better.

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@tomgreenlive @PrimeVideo @PrimeVideoCA Congrats, I look forward to checking this out.

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Giving a Lifetime Achievement award posthumously seems to fundamentally misunderstand what "lifetime" means. Or maybe it indicates a rigid understanding that requires the recipient's life to be over to even be judged.

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‘Home Alone 2’ is like a prequel to ‘Saw.’ It’s like Jigsaw when he was a kid. It’s the story of a ten year old who gleefully tortures two men in horrifically violent ways. And it’s a holiday movie!

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If I was given the choice of either being hit by a car going 25 KPH or watching 'Red One' ... I would really have to think about it, but I'm leaning toward being hit by the car.

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That was the "Opening of Al Capone's Vault" of Boxing Matches. If you get the reference, you're as old as Mike Tyson.

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The fight where Screech boxed Horseshack from Welcome Back Kotter was legitimately a better boxing match than that. That was terrible.

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I don't watch a lot of boxing outside of 'Rocky' movies, but is the commentating always this bad? It seems like Netflix went out of their way to find people that aren't comfortable speaking or only have a vague understanding of grammar, pronunciation and forming sentences.

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People Magazine finally got back to me, they said they checked out all the photos I sent, and they're saying the Sexiest Man Alive is a "celebrity" thing, even though it's not in the name. Leaving a sexy non-celeb like me just out of luck. Total bullshit.

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I just nearly got rundown by a morbidly obese woman in an electric wheelchair in a Walmart in Orillia. That would not have been a dignified way to go out.

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It is truly unnerving how insistent YouTube is that I want to buy a "tactical hoodie." #NoThankYou #MyHoodiesDontNeedTactics #PleaseStop