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mcvadi mcvadi mcvadi mcevans mcevans mcevans
super into woso lately
📖 : coraline
@mcvadievans

[eli @robInsbyte]

MILO IS TWO APPLES TALL PLEASEEEE

[al⚫✊🏼🇵🇸 guitarrica's oscar campaign ceo @ZENOBRIENISMO]

SÍ HOMBRE MILO MIGUEL Y ALVARO CON ANDREW GARFIELD JSKDKSKSKDK

[☣︎ @grimlun]

bdsm (been depressed since middle school)

[eli @robInsbyte]

and she deserves it so fucking much she was FANTASTIC in both films

[La Bola Negra Updates @LaBolaNegraHQ]

Penélope Cruz is projected by Award Expert to receive TWO Best Supporting Actress Oscar nominations for La Bola Negra and The Invite.

🏆 If so, she would make Oscars history as the first actress ever to achieve this feat.

[La Bola Negra Updates @LaBolaNegraHQ]

Penélope Cruz is projected by Award Expert to receive TWO Best Supporting Actress Oscar nominations for La Bola Negra and The Invite.

🏆 If so, she would make Oscars history as the first actress ever to achieve this feat.

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

It’s really just idiotville out here

[Reme ۞💚 @reme_roman]

No vuelvas a ese casino aunque lo quiera tu padre.
Ahí se esconden seguro traidores y militares,
Ven a las plazas conmigo, donde no puedan ahogarte.

[Araceli 𓆟 Madrid Otaku E032 @meduusozoa]

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#LaBolaNegra

[𓏲﹕ ROBIN🇵🇸 | #OSCAR4MILO CAMPAIGN @parisoftroydryh]

y'all REALLY need to explore Los Javis' filmography bc la bola negra is their first gay movie. The rest is filled with lesbians and trans women

[eli @robInsbyte]

are you fucking joking natasha wtf

[izzy🩸 @hyuksun7]

la guiri diciendo que los javis son directores primerizos pues que se ponga nolan a dirigir esto veremos si puede

[Michelle @BronzeVanilla]

This is how I feel about anyone who likes park the shark

[s ★ @nectariina_]

ni a punta de pistola puede nolan escribir un personaje femenino decente va a ser capaz de grabar esta barbaridad

[eli @robInsbyte]

are you genuinely dumb

[fashion mullet diaries 😔 @keitherpuss]

La Bola Negra is bafflingly unaware of real history in a dispiriting way. Not an ounce of any understanding of fascism in any frame. Some gay guys shouldn't reveal their worldviews in a sprawling epic I fear :/

[clau @clauolademar]

un americano explicándonos a los españoles cómo fue la guerra civil y la dictadura fascista en ESPAÑA, yo es que ya lo he visto todo

[eli @robInsbyte]

what do you guys know about spain history. you don’t know more about it than us and also this isn’t even their first film do some fucking research before talking

[jay @JaySmithisokay]

the movie kinda cosigns fascism and also never give $15m budget to first time film directors

[amanda @filmothee]

if a straight man said he finds dick gross none of you would be rallying to call him a transphobe and that’s how i know you’re not serious people

[eli @robInsbyte]

@MaybeeItsMay this

[eli @robInsbyte]

do we know this doesn’t have to mean she’s transphobic. this just means she has preferences and that’s valid

[‏ً @heisdenji]

Reneé Rapp says she’s so gay that penises genuinely make her feel sick to her stomach

Alexandra Cooper: “What is the most lesbian thing about you?”

Reneé Rapp: “Toa said this to me the other day. She was like, ‘You are so fucking gay. You are so much gayer than I am.’”

“And I was like, ‘Excuse me? What are you talking about? Look at you. Are we deadass right now?’”

“And she was like, ‘No, no, no. You are so much gayer than I am. You are so deeply, deeply, deeply repulsed by dick. It is insane.’”

“And it’s true. I can’t even. It makes my stomach turn. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t understand it. I can’t get behind it.”

“I don’t like the shape. I don’t like the fact that it’s… I hate it. It makes me deeply upset and sick to my stomach.”

“Are you aware of something called dorking?”

Alexandra Cooper: “No?”

Reneé Rapp: “Yeah, don’t be. Oh my God, I’m getting, like, viscerally sick thinking about it.”

“It’s where people with dicks, like, they twerk with their… they dance, basically. I just found out about it and I was like, ‘You all are fucking repulsive. You have to stop that right now.’”

“I feel assaulted just by hearing it. Just by hearing it.”

Alexandra Cooper: “Wait, they’re swinging their wieners around?”

Reneé Rapp: “Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. I can’t do it.”

“When you’re so gay or so lesbian, you can make jokes about it and it’s like, ‘Hee hee hee.’ I’m like, no, literally not at all. It makes me sick to my stomach.”

“I’ve just warmed up to it to where I can hear it. But I think that’s the most lesbian thing about me. It makes me viscerally upset. There’s a deep, guttural… I’m literally like, ‘Stop it right now.’”

[eli @robInsbyte]

@hneybears yeah it wasn’t worded really well but i don’t think having preferences makes you transphobic