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14 September 2021, Crikey shared Craig Kelly's mobile number. I texted back.

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I'm breaking up with Craig.

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also, I did post some deck pics to Craig. It looked so good!

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Keeping in touch with Craig. Just a newsy update about my deck.

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In a surprising move, Craig is appointed to the Parliamentary committee about social media, despite still being banned from Facebook.
https://t.co/2mr09R6d7Q

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Craig wins an award! I was so proud. Well, except for all the Covid misinformation he was spouting. That was a DISAPPOINTMENT.

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the second bit of that last post. Again, soz, but I am obvs not as good as Craig at this.

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Craig persists in annoying the Australian population.

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part2 of that last post. My screenshot skills are sub par. Unlike Craig's texting skills!

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Craig was supposed to be supporting a ban on unsolicited texts! Haha! yeah nah.

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Posted the day that Craig was banned from Facebook. Was I sorry for him? No. But you can still be friendly about it!

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The Noosa Temple of Satan is a fave of mine. Look it up on Facebook! They are great.

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I was incensed about Porter's slush fund and felt Craig needed to know this wasn't all about him.

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Craig not towing his party's line

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my first one after Craig spammed the Nation's phones.

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Originally posted to my personal Facebook for the amusement of my friends.

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I will post them in chronological order, from the past to now. If there is a relevant news article, I'll try and post that too.

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So, here's the texts. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.

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Craig never replied, but I am sure he reads them.

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From Sept 2021, I texted Craig some very chatty, friendly texts, about his work and political adventures.

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Hi all! A friend suggested I post my texts to Craig Kelly, after Crikey made his mobby number available.