Thomas White

I have the longest dog in the land. Seriously. Shes long.

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

We said goodbye to Lola this morning.

She has been my constant companion and very best friend through so much during her 12 years. I hope she knew what she meant to me and her family.

I'll miss you very much Little Dog and I hope to see you again.

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

Hey @UPS, I get that I has to pay a $8 tariff on some stuff I ordered from overseas. Could you explain why you charge an additional $33 on top of that as a 'brokerage fee'?

You brokered nothing in this deal. You just have to give my eight bucks to Uncle Sam.

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

Hey @DisneyPlus, I've been around the block a time or two, but maybe a show called Dying for Sex shouldn't be front and center of the home screen of your family/kids streaming service.

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@IFTIpod That's when you ask about stairs and get a photo of them with a shoe on their head

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@pandthepistol No metal detector; no problem

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

I put my pants on one leg at a time

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@SpaceborneMedic Yes.

You should.

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@GundamInfoNA Perspective issues aside, you don't want to rest the barrel of any kind of firearm directly on anything. The pressure on the barrel is enough to impact your accuracy. At close range, it may not be much, but you go further out and it gets worse. See also: free-float hand guards.

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@SpaceborneMedic My brother-in-law is the GM of our local Culver's; it's a blessing and a curse

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@thescrotch He told you to have a gadabout in the party, right?

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@DealinRugs Dear Strongbad,

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@GundamPlanet @Affea100 I would spend money for these as a coaster set

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@WeaponOutfitter USP is my winter carry. Slap an LEM trigger in one and it's good to go.

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@lottaguns @FenixAmmunition On my most recent hospital stay, a woman came in, asked if I needed help getting my shoes on, then left.

There was a $200 line item on my bill for it.

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

My wife works in dental:

Me: "You hear about that insurance group CEO getting wasted this morning?"

"Probably from UnitedHealthCare"

They're infamous in her office

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@SpankyJBohanson This is unbelievably on-brand for you dude

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@SpaceborneMedic Come north brother.

To the wilds

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@GPrime85 @LeadingReport During the 2016 election season, my account of ~15 years was suddenly deleted. No warnings or anything. I was given a link to appeal the decision and never got any response.

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@SpaceborneMedic I used 'chug' as a flourish. I had been working on it for a few hours at that point.

[Thomas White @RobitHasACorgi]

@DanaVanEffen906 @UpperPeninsula Curious

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