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'Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham.'

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@DailyMirror @MirrorFootball I didn't even know Dele Alli and Pep Guardiola had a daughter.

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@FabrizioRomano For an 'elite' manager he sure gets sacked a lot. He may win you a trophy but clubs quickly realise it's not worth the hassle.

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@NUFC @LewisMiley1 Almiron looks like Ant and Dec

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@theneedledrop Low - Just like Christmas

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@danpantelo Who you gonna call?

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@Mobyhaque1 We did beat you. You lost. We got three points you got none.

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Jorginho on Instagram story. 😂 #afc

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@SpursOfficial All hail the new captains 🙌

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@alitweedale Surely the main reason for the changes was to give the fringe players a chance to impress? We've got a massive squad so they need to be given a chance at some point.

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@Daily_Hotspur Ascetically? 🤔

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@RicharlisonSZNx What's he supposed to do? Say no and look really sad?? His reaction is exactly how I'd react.

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@PaulTrevillion @ROFCOfficial Who's the little guy sitting on the cowboy's arm?

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@markuna @henrydarl @TheSpursExpress There's a reason teams like Spurs and Roma (not particularly good teams) are the only teams willing to employ him. He's not very good. I'm happy to support a team who aren't very good. You seem unwilling to accept that these teams are his level now.

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@markuna @henrydarl @TheSpursExpress Anyway this argument got boring a long time ago. In my opinion Mourinho was once a great manager but no longer is. His last league title was 2015, his last Champions League title was 2010. The football his team's play now is trash. And I'm very happy he no longer manages Spurs.

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@markuna @henrydarl @TheSpursExpress Sorry yes, the stats. Roma had an xg of 1.3, scored one goal and had 38% possession against a team who sacked their manager because they feared relegation. They're currently 11th in La Liga. Wow you're right, he really has still got it.

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@markuna @henrydarl @TheSpursExpress Just found out I've been talking to Jose Mourinho himself!! Wow! Boy bye

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@_Hyenana @TheSpursExpress Yes. Worse than that.