Rob Wager 🦧

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Kind of funny that porn and tobacco pouches and online gambling have brought back a specific type of wastrel that we all thought went extinct around 1850

[Klaas @forgebitz]

remember scrum masters?

wild times

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

Axios is reporting that Trump has escaped the wheel of Samsara

[heaumeau e. rotacism @hurtandcomfort]

"em dash is an AI indicator" "semicolons are an AI indicator" "describing things in threes is an AI indicator" "the word genuinely is an AI indicator" "the oxford comma is an AI indicator" "flowery prose is an AI indicator" should we all die? should we just kill ourselves

[JR Moores @spinal_bap]

Adam Curtis, today, striding boldly past the racks of Paul McCartney CDs, heading straight to Inferno by Boards of Canada and then slapping his £20 note down, confidently, on the counter. Narrator: “But in the process of trying to avoid nostalgia, in reality Curtis had…”

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

[Rob Wager 🦧 @Robjwager]

@shortswereshort @1607WestEgg Yeah, something about it doesn't grab me either, despite liking the original kit. There's a part of me that loves and has collected retro kits, and a part of me that doesn't want current year designs to collapse into endless nostalgia fuelled rehashes

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

[after five decades of thatcherite housing policy results in me and my other uni chums on the blood and soil graduate scheme having to pay half our monthly income to rent a mould infested cupboard in zone 4]: see now, the problem is that we didn't sell off enough social housing

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Can we please ban "we need our best players on the pitch"

It is driving me insane.

Please tell me I'm not alone.

It has to stop. Seriously. I hate it.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Jeremy Gilbert @jemgilbert]

The government HAS a story to tell:
'We have been, and will continue, restoring little pieces of the demolished social-democratic settlement, at a somewhat slower rate than the pace at which AI-boosted platform capitalism is destroying the bases of our social existence'.

[Andrew Reed @andrew__reed]

if one wants to imagine sisyphus happy, just imagine he’s recording the activity on strava

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I would never kill any birds let alone Two with A Stone

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

I see why John Lennon cut this verse. Very clunky. Barely even rhymes

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

if Starmer wants to survive the next 48 hours as PM, he *must* finally reveal to the British public what his late parents' jobs were

[Owl @owltwting]

just hooed after sitting completely silent on a tree for 8 hours straight

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Microsoft Teams, I will never want to open an Excel document in a browser. Never. Never ever.

[Rob Wager 🦧 @Robjwager]

@haikuforidiots @OhCheesesChrist @adidas Let's have them the season after, home, away, third all in one drop (@adidas) !!!