Robert Kuykendall

Tweets are my own.

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

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[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

Time to ban the tomato festival, what a nightmare for east Nashville

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

@AuricGoldfnger Imagine that noon first pitch on Super Regional Saturday on literally any synthetic field in the SEC footprint… in July.

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

Sunday Morning | August 2nd 2026 | Covenant Presbyterian Church https://t.co/8ZDDX2HpTC via @YouTube

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

@VU_Chancellor: yo we got NVIDIA and sh*t

vols: let’s do meth and make shoes

[Tennessee Equipment @Vol_Equipment]

Stepping into a new season \\\

Adizero Evo SL Exo x Tennessee

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Not a fan of being asked if it’s “my first time” visiting a restaurant. It’s not gonna be that crazy bro.

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

Ma’am, I’m sure you deserved to win more than $12 from the lottery, but my Gatorade is getting warm while you argue with the clerk about it.

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

No one can hear you calling out pickup orders behind your face diaper.

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

It’s a bad day to be a bottomless chips and salsa.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

WAKE UP WE HAVE $5 TEQUILA CLASSIC’S MARGS  ALL DAY FOR NATIONAL TEQUILA DAY  

+21 to consume alcohol

[𝐁𝟖 @YanitedBruno]

When you realize there were elite snipers positioned around the stadium during the Spain vs. Argentina game 😳

I guess this is considered a normal football game in the US 😭

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

This Tanner kid playing on SECN rn is pretty good, anyone ever heard of him?

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

[Scott McKay @TheHayride]

The reason soccer is "the world's most popular sport" is that it's the cheapest one.

All you need is a ball. That burned out car over there is one goal and that dumpster over there is the other.

You don't need any equipment. You don't even need shoes. Kids with no hands can play soccer.

Most of the best players seem to be from Third World countries where they live in mudhuts and wear Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl Champions shirts every day.

Stop talking to me about what a beautiful, sophisticated game it is. It isn't. Yes, there are plays. There are plays in every sport. But football, basketball and baseball are far, far more sophisticated and require greater skill and athleticism than soccer, and you people sound like idiots trying to claim otherwise.

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

A group of foreigners expressed curiosity about your home. But you didn’t realize that’s how they show interest and welcoming to strangers per their cultural norms. So who really lacks world awareness?

[Chris Cooper @ChrisJCooper92]

I found Americans all pretty friendly when I was out there..but bar far the most grating thing about them is the general lack of world awareness and thinking that they are the centre of the universe.

I got asked among other things if we had cities, black people and Uber. 🙄

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

Wait, hot dogs aren’t made from beef where you’re from?

[Sho @Sho_Unsub]

Random observations from a European in America:

- AC is man’s greatest creation
- You can get pretty much anything you need on Amazon and have it delivered in a day or 2
- Biscuits and gravy is definitely not what you think (but it’s good af)
- Trucks are everywhere and they are MASSIVE
- Hotdogs are made of beef here
- Pharmaceutical ads are weird
- All their snacks have ‘flamin hot’ varieties for some reason (they’re all bad)
- People in general seem happier and more positive here
- Bar tabs are dangerous and we can’t be trusted with them 😂

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

Soccer is like socialism: Euros without air conditioning love it, and the more I’m exposed to it, the more terrible it looks.

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

@AuricGoldfnger Call me old fashioned, but I prefer a panoply of entire historical palette.

[Robert Kuykendall @RobKuykendall]

The European mind can’t comprehend having your alma mater’s “turnover guitar” in a video game.

[Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball]

Anchor Drop ⚓️
Turnover Guitar 🎸

It’s in the game 🎮
#CFB27 | @EASPORTSCollege

[spooky liz 🎃 @lizaboth]

Someone has got to sit these Europeans down and teach them about the Pop Tarts Bowl

[Douglas Cudd @DouglasCudd]

@iowahawkblog What I wish they could understand is that we don't want soccer in the U.S. any more than they do