Darth Biscuit 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Bipolar/Jewish/Lefty.
Lifetime TTRPG GM

Mostly I retweet jokes and things that make me not want to die.

I have loved and been loved; I recommend both.

[Darth Biscuit 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @RobMarcus2]

@go1dwing Is this gameshow named "What are things called?"

[Darth Biscuit 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @RobMarcus2]

@unbasedsavage Scrolling through the brilliant replies, I got this ad!
Well played, that algorithm!

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nadhim Zahawi agreed to pay the £3,000,000 tax bill he lied about and hid from HMRC for 6 years.

He should be sent to jail for fraud.

RT if you want to see him in jail.

I followback

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Rishi Sunak and his wife Akshata Murty are worth at least £730m, a company owned by Akshata Murty received a £350k Government loan, it is now being wound up without a penny being repaid.

It is nothing to these two, RT if they should pay it.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Jacob Rees-Mogg (with 6 children who all go to Private School) has claimed that VAT on Private Schools is a class war that no-one is interested in.

Like if people need to pay for their own Private Education not leeching off the State.
RT if Mogg needs to pay x6!

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

I just voted on 10 amendments against the Tories' cruel Rwanda Bill.

Refugees didn't create the NHS crisis.

Refugees didn't create the housing crisis.

Refugees didn't slash your wages.

The Tories did.

But the Tories want to scapegoat others for the mess they've made.

[Michal 🥨 @specialpinkrock]

This is what we’ve been saying since the 7/10. Only Jews* care about the atrocities brought on other Jews.
*not Jewish voice for peace apparently

Over the world there was no marching on the street for the massacre and no one demanded the return the hostages.

What hurt the most, was the apathy or indifference as it was almost non event. *except few politicians and we are grateful

But as soon as Israel retaliated, all hell broke loose. Israel is the aggressor the monster the occupiers.

The mis-information.
No massacre, No rape, No heads, fingers or hands been removed. No hostages, No children, No holocaust survivor taken as hostages. No burnt bodies we cannot identify. No baby cooked in the oven. That topped it all.

The oven.

The rockets for weeks on Israeli civilians, never reported.

Israel chased the Nazis all the way to Argentina and went to Entebbe for the kidnapped passengers.

Why would this time be different

#JewsDontCount

[Darth Biscuit 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @RobMarcus2]

Social media is awesome once you learn how people work. Ask a question, and two people might answer. Post a statement that is wrong, and fifteen people will jump on it with the correct information.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Rather than buying that Starbucks for the person behind you..call a local school and pay off a child's overdue lunch account. Clearly the person behind you in line can afford their coffee.

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

“The climate crisis is too expensive to deal with”

“The NHS crisis is too expensive to deal with”

“The overflowing sewage systems…too expensive”

“The crumbling schools…too expensive”

When Sunak and his Ministers say “too expensive” they mean “not personally profitable”

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Tory MPs got a £2,400+ pay rise this week. A 42% payrise since 2010.

Last year MPs sat in Parliament for 152 days.

Tory MPs are in no position to lecture doctors about pay or workplace responsibilities.

Back the doctors, they are the bedrock of the NHS.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Doctors don’t get subsidised food; they don’t get free parking; they don’t get free energy or free travel

Tory MPs get the lot- free parking; free travel; free energy; subsidised food & £2,400 pay rises.

Support doctors please. We need them. They are striking to save the NHS.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Just remembered that we’ve still heard nothing more about this.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Yevgeny Prigozhin's jet is believed to be the first aircraft ever to fall out of a window.

[John Pitchford🌹💙 @Johnnypapa64]

Writer & actor Arnold Ridley: He was bayoneted several times during the battle of the Somme & suffered a blow to his head by a German rifle butt which left him prone to blackouts for years afterwards & found lasting fame in his 70s as Private Godfrey in Dad’s Army.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

NEVER!
#ToriesOut414 #SunakOut304 #GeneralElectionNow
#SunakOut #Sunackered

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Still the best response ever.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Things Tories are forgetful about: Vast financial interests, phone pins, Russian donations, partying with KGB agents, partying as we died, killing loads of people, underfunding public services, having affairs, committing rape.

Make sure you remember this at the General Election.