bor

You ruined my fucking chicken fries

[bor @robMzebra]

Hola Classe, Como Estas

[bor @robMzebra]

Opening a pear cup is just a recipe for sticky thumbs, it's a fucking nightmare

[penjamin is now @ghostdraculas @upsidedowntrash]

[1st Day working at Hotel California]
Guest: Id like 2 check out
Me: Sure! Youre all set!
G: Thanks! [Leaves]
Boss: Can I see u in my office

[zil @lizardmarshall]

@robMzebra I love you more :)))

[bor @robMzebra]

@lizardmarshall Hahahaha I love you!

[bor @robMzebra]

I take big ass dumps don't @ me https://t.co/M4VX5UjpMF

[zil @lizardmarshall]

Today I had to teach Robby how to unclog his own toilet... haha

[bor @robMzebra]

ATTENTION:
Kidney for sale!
Come get it before my lifestyle ruins it.

[bor @robMzebra]

Love is simple, people are complicated.

[bor @robMzebra]

Boi, dude.

[bor @robMzebra]

Hey someone kill me

[bor @robMzebra]

Die* https://t.co/80BiM1hJZL

[Jaden @jaden]

When Your Real Friends Leave Town You Realize How Many Fake Friends You Have Around.

[zil @lizardmarshall]

It is not an attractive quality to be a plain bitch (or dick). Period. https://t.co/LrRzarlW9M

[bor @robMzebra]

It's literally the biggest thing you'll ever step foot on unless you're like a space-guy that goes to a bigger thing

[bor @robMzebra]

The world is fairly big

[bor @robMzebra]

Give me a sign and I'll be there tomorrow