←Robin

I can spell my cat's name with emojis 🌙🍰

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Dear American Christian,

[←Robin @Robokai9]

This whole thing is so embarrassing.

[miranda @mirandareinert]

we’re all ignoring that if you press the wrong button on this website it tells you to “grok something”

[←Robin @Robokai9]

NASCAR embarrassing itself in multiple ways this week as per usual

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

Used @bobpockrass tweets to look at when some recent waivers were granted.

Jones: Injury news announced April 23, waiver granted April 23

Elliott: Suspension announced May 30, waiver granted June 1

Bowman: Injury news announced Sept. 29, waiver granted Sept. 29

Larson: ?????

[Meg @_nomadic_soul]

Men think pregnancy is no big deal but I’m just starting to be able to get my body back to being active, my mental health is just starting to get back to normal, and I can now start going to therapy for both my pelvic floor and traumatic birth… and it’s been three years.

[←Robin @Robokai9]

That’s a pretty far stretch for this menu category, @McDonalds McDonalds 🤨

[←Robin @Robokai9]

To say I’m devastated is an understatement. My @owalalife bottle is my favorite and it just broke out of nowhere 😭

[←Robin @Robokai9]

Every day I wake up and spend the whole day trying not to scream at the amount of toys my toddler spends the whole day throwing all over the house that I spent my precious free hour cleaning the day before

[←Robin @Robokai9]

The hospital better count their blessings that I didn’t fill out the satisfaction survey they just emailed me from my visit to the ER last week. 8+hrs in a waiting room 32wks pregnant with kidney stone pain, no meds, and never seeing a doctor wouldn’t score them very high 🙃🫠

[←Robin @Robokai9]

The bathroom is entirely too far away from my classroom for me to be working during this final month and a half of pregnancy

[←Robin @Robokai9]

My toddler came and stole my ice 😭

[←Robin @Robokai9]

The serotonin I get from cronching ice when I’m pregnant is unmatched

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

Excited for the part of this doctor's appointment where the nurse takes my blood pressure and she's like "that's high" and I'm like "yeah that'll happen because I'm so anxious right now that I feel like I'm dying"

[←Robin @Robokai9]

@clhubes I learned a lot of the things I know how to do by using a screen. Sure I could’ve picked up a book to learn how to sew, crochet, cook, etc, but YouTube is such an amazing resource!

[emily may @emilykmay]

Just going to throw it out there that women feel more confident leaving bad marriages when they aren’t able to be financially abused.

[←Robin @Robokai9]

@clhubes I was induced 4/23/20 and my husband watched the NFL draft for the whole first bit 🙃

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

What movie will always be funny to you no matter how many times you’ve seen it?

[←Robin @Robokai9]

Is this the year I rekindle my Fall Out Boy obsession that dropped off after college?

[←Robin @Robokai9]

@clhubes @emilykmay HFM really brought out the worst in our 2yo. She was really struggling and it was hard for all of us 😭

[←Robin @Robokai9]

@mattlieb As a teacher, I never call these kids out on it because it’s ALWAYS the kid with the rough home life 🫠.

Last year I had one say his sister was bitten at home by an animal we don’t even have in the US