Robot Embryo

Twitter Employee (not fired yet)

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Work hard. Cry harder.

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@GrumpyMarine14 @DocNetyoutube Those obscure, left-field questions on topics like economy, taxes, energy, & military.

Literally never been asked in a debate before.

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@haute_couture @josemdelpino He only hires the best people

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@MIAuniverse How does a humanitarian pivot to endorse an anti-refugee fascist?

Asking for a friend.

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@InternetH0F Well @TomCottonAR is an embarrassing clown.

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@Artlist_io Just fix your search tool.

Smacking a ✨️ emoji on the interface and lying about AI integration isn't sufficient.

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The search function on @Artlist_io is absolutely awful.

I'm sick of companies like this putting more money into marketing than UI/UX.

Do better.

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@mrddmia Cry about it

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@HollywoodJBlaq @acnewsitics Opportunity, leverage, or (often) a combination of both.

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@jordanbpeterson With those frail wrists?

Lol, good luck with that, Nancy Boy.

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@nickfloats Lol we'll get that in like 2075. But good news is MJ will be adding more chatrooms to its website soon.

[Wetterschneider @Stretchedwiener]

Here it is. If you are a professional, if you are under NDA with your clients, if you are a creative, a lawyer, a doctor or anyone who works with proprietary files - it is time to cancel Adobe, delete all the apps and programs. Adobe can not be trusted.

[Sam Santala @SamSantala]

So am I reading this, right? @Adobe @Photoshop

I can't use Photoshop unless I'm okay with you having full access to anything I create with it, INCLUDING NDA work?

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Hey @Adobe #photoshop

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@Artlist_io hey, I noticed you added a ✨ icon next to the 🔎 icon in your sfx search bar, but you haven't fixed your search algorithm yet.

Did you really just add ✨ because it's an AI buzz symbol?

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And of course they still refuse to include a calculator

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.

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@tim_cook That was really fucking dumb

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@DerickZill @AliceTawhai @EoinHiggins_ Instead they opted to just let the customer take the abuse

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@PKhakpour I was just planning out my first batch of cardamom ice cream....but this is an interesting development

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@shayan_shahnazi What is the function of this pathetic ass kissing of a genocidal right-wing tyrant?

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@SpeakerJohnson Stick it up your ass, you fucking clown

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@bandholz You had the idea for kebabs, you say?