Wormcar_Fanatic

Fuck the Coconut Queen

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should invent an Option for People who Can’t do this anymore that Isn’t blowing their Shit Smoove off

[Wormcar_Fanatic @RobotNervous]

You guys gotta start playing commanders that I don't have to immediately kill if you wanna have a good time.

[vanda ☆ @cacioepene]

that one biology enthusiast faceless german boyfriend married to the vietnamese content creator girlfriend has done irreparable good to my mental image of germans

[Kamepin UA🇺🇦 @KamepinUa]

Guess i will fucking die because Al Gore didnt get elected 25 years ago

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

I, for one, think Democrats should simply ignore the supreme court ruling

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

guys you are not gonna believe what song this video is set to

[Wormcar_Fanatic @RobotNervous]

@MythlyRave @OldSchoolRS Wintertodt is a boss and not a minigame. I know.

[Wormcar_Fanatic @RobotNervous]

@StevenClar88098 @empress_kiyana So that was actually Lemarck

[Wormcar_Fanatic @RobotNervous]

Woke BF but he only sings Lola at Karaoke

[Wormcar_Fanatic @RobotNervous]

My neighbor keeps using his telekinetic powers to fuck my wife and it's RUINING my marriage

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

Yes

[𝕵𝖆𝖝 𝕻𝖆𝖌𝖊 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @jakki_jax]

@TadhgHickey @joecello666

[Vivian @suchnerve]

you cannot die before fusion power becomes a thing. imagine not being here when we bring the sun to earth

[Wormcar_Fanatic @RobotNervous]

save me zheng et all, save me.

[Wormcar_Fanatic @RobotNervous]

Awww it's always just boiling water!!!!!

May I introduce you to the humble photovoltaic cell.

[Wormcar_Fanatic @RobotNervous]

@paulatreideez They were both using it as the pad to cry over their dead not-husband come on. If you think Gurney wasn't dipping in the same well.

[James Line @jameslineky]

The way people started using “Mid-Atlantic accent” to mean “transatlantic accent” is really unfortunate. A Mid-Atlantic accent is like when you say “wooder” lol

[kalasevsky @kalasevsky]

No, it’s fine, I just didn’t expect Liet-Kynes to be Chinese

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

KISSINGER: The feasibility of…you’re asking about-

NIXON: Fusing with a sandworm, Henry. Yes. And ruling as God Emperor. I want a, I want a frank feasibility assessment.

KISSINGER: Mr. President, I want to…I’m going to approach this as I would any, ah, as a strategic question and simply note that the first obstacle would appear to be-

NIXON: The sandworms don’t exist. I know the sandworms don’t exist, Henry. I’m not- do I seem like a man who doesn’t know that? I’m talking about the principle. I’m talking about whether the architecture of the thing, whether a version of this, a, an analogous-

HALDEMAN: An analogous sandworm.

[EIGHT SECONDS OF SILENCE]

NIXON: Don’t do that, Bob.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

At some point, Ric Flair will utter his final "woo" before passing away.