Robert O'Toole

Comedian, New York City. follow me on instagram @robotoolecomedy

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I’ve been blocked out of my own twitter account for so long. I just got back and realized someone hacked my account to spam meme coins.

Saddest part is this is way more hustle than I’ve ever actually committed to.

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Sometimes I think about getting a newer car and then I hear my car go “brapapapapap” and I go deaf and forget what I was thinking about. But now I need gas.

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Rappers get their hearts broken a lot but also say lyrics like “who go nut inside you besides me”… brother a devastatingly large number of people would. Don’t challenge them.

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Sam Bankman Fried is doing podcasts from jail… I think the IRS can suck my dick about the $18 I made in comedy in 2024. That’s just me though.

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The internet is so crazy because one moment you see your friend asking for good wishes for a scan tomorrow followed by AI pasta planes going into a marinara tower. I liked both to keep the algorithm guessing…. We’re so cooked.

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Lost track of time, mentally assumed a time and it’s 2 hours earlier than I thought.

I just manipulated time.

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I feel like buying $400,000,000 worth of a bad product is very on brand for Donald Trump

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And so it begins #SuperBowlLIX

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This pre divorce bro-up from Mark Zuckerberg looks like a barstool sports movie plot line. “Yeah, let me she/them bazoongaz”

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My fitness goals for 2025 is to look like 50 Cent upside down at the superbowl standing upright.

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I love financial advice accounts. 25% in the S&P, 25% in a 401k… yeah I’ll pay my landlord my remaining 11 dollars and screenshot my portfolio for her.

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When guests insist on seeing my cats but they’re hiding.

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When my fiance asks me who left all the kitchen cabinets open…

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If you grew up at a time where girls were listening to either Maxwell and Genuine or My chemical romance and green day you’re entitled to monetary compensation for your struggle.

How can you compete at 11... Be jacked and black OR wear makeup and have your dad call you gay…

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[Robert O'Toole @RobOTooleComedy]

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[Bonk On ETH @BonkisonETH]

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We are thrilled to announce $BONK airdrop is now LIVE!

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[Robert O'Toole @RobOTooleComedy]

I claimed $BONK worth of 40000$ https://t.co/xuetGUM2j7

[Bonk On ETH @BonkisonETH]

$BONK has now over 1,000 family members.

We are thrilled to announce $BONK airdrop is now LIVE!

Claim: https://t.co/te4EjnduLG

[Robert O'Toole @RobOTooleComedy]

I claimed $BONK worth of 40000$ https://t.co/xuetGUM2j7

[Bonk On ETH @BonkisonETH]

$BONK has now over 1,000 family members.

We are thrilled to announce $BONK airdrop is now LIVE!

Claim: https://t.co/te4EjnduLG

[Robert O'Toole @RobOTooleComedy]

I claimed $BONK worth of 22000$ https://t.co/xuetGUM2j7

[Bonk On ETH @BonkisonETH]

$BONK has now over 1,000 family members.

We are thrilled to announce $BONK airdrop is now LIVE!

Claim: https://t.co/te4EjnduLG

[Robert O'Toole @RobOTooleComedy]

I claimed at the moment! https://t.co/aP20lmbbl7