Rob

I prefer instagram (@fetts).

[Rob @RobPaine]

It’s rather worrying that @StevenWilbot still hasn’t commented on wether or not he will continue to be part of the #DilbertPorn community.

[Rob @RobPaine]

Hey guys! I haven’t posted here i awhile, anything interesting happening on Twitter these days?

[Rob @RobPaine]

Dear trash people,

The LED strips aren’t supposed to be visible, only the light they put off.

Love,

Rob

[Rob @RobPaine]

What if all the people who barely graduated high school and dropped out of college really are smarter than 90% of scientists, doctors, and medical professionals?

[Rob @RobPaine]

In case you need a reminder of how much Idaho sucks - the Target store opening in Moscow today is the state’s seventh location. Seven stores in the whole state. Even podunk ‘ol Spokane has three Targets.

[Rob @RobPaine]

The majority of Washington state workers fired today seem to be citing “god” and “religion” for their reasoning behind not getting vaccinated and I couldn’t be happier to see this tiny step in getting god the fuck out of government. 🖖

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM:

ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why?

HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck.

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

How has America changed in the last 20 years? After 3,000 people were killed on 9/11, Americans accepted some limits on their liberty to prevent it from ever happening again. (1/2)

[Robbie Rattley0te @rattley0te]

These people harassed my family because we were flying gay pride flags in Moses Lake Washington, by racing around us and shouting gay slurs. Then, their boat literally blew up! #KarmaIsReal

[Rob @RobPaine]

The Joe Rogan phase is an important stage in the metamorphosis of the oppressed middle-class white male before fully blossoming into a conservative libertarian. Ask your doctor if #JoeRogan is right for you.

[Rob @RobPaine]

Make proof of vaccination essential for everyday life and give them the persecution they’ve always fantasized of having.

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

@SpokanePD Spokane PD does, in fact, have the 3rd highest rate of killings by police per population among the 100 largest US cities. That’s true whether the rates are calculated per 1 million, per 100k or per 1k since all cities were benchmarked by the same standard. https://t.co/bhVPmMpiqC

[Rob @RobPaine]

Can’t we have one nice thing? https://t.co/kIVxFR5j9J

[Rob @RobPaine]

We should stop shaming conservative Christian suburban housewives who are repeatedly victimized by MLMs.

Their unavailable husbands should also be shamed for marrying such dinguses.

[Rob @RobPaine]

I distinctly remember the first time I heard Lorde’s “Tennis Court” and being so happy that the guy from the Ferris Bueller song was getting work again.

[Rob @RobPaine]

This was actually really good. Will do again.

[FETTS @fetts]

They’ll look up and shout ‘Arby’s isn’t for breakfast!’...and I’ll look down and whisper ‘f0ck youuu.’ #ArbysForBreakfast #fastfoodgourmet

[Rob @RobPaine]

Also making chili and cinnamon rolls for brunch.

[FETTS @fetts]

Happy #JohnnyMnemonicDay, everyone! The movie takes place on this exact day and I started watching it at 10:30am which is when he wakes up at the start of the film. #JohnnyMnemonic

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

I am never voting for Donald Trump again.