The Guerilla King

Teller of jokes,
Star of @PodAnotherOne,
Human trafficker on a very small scale.

[Dean Coughlin @deancoughlin_]

Day 339 of mentioning @MrBeast until he gives me £50k

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[‏ً @Bk8iP3]

Newcastle fans, Victor Munoz is he any good from the comps you man watched?

[🅘 @LFCApproved]

Lad was doing his medical when Jimbo was saying Liverpool won’t sign anyone until the World Cup is concluded.

[Dean Coughlin @deancoughlin_]

Day 338 of mentioning @MrBeast until he gives me £50k

[The Guerilla King @RobThomasComedy]

I want to put the past behind me & support England, feel patriotic. It's a struggle to find a connection with England & their travelling fans, Scots are singing Caledonia, Proclaimers & I can boogie, England fand are still banging on about the war and how hard they think they are

[Dean Coughlin @deancoughlin_]

Day 337 of mentioning @MrBeast until he gives me £50k

[Dean Coughlin @deancoughlin_]

Day 336 of mentioning @MrBeast until he gives me £50k

[Dean Coughlin @deancoughlin_]

Day 335 of mentioning @MrBeast until he gives me £50k

[The Guerilla King @RobThomasComedy]

This feels horrid

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Andy Robertson captained Scotland to their first World Cup win in 36 years, beating Haiti 1-0 in their opening match in Group C 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Well in, Robbo 💪

📰 https://t.co/Ao2oG1fqik

[Alex @al171148]

The World Cup just proves that people around the world want to chill, drink, eat, and bullshit together

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Call it “soft as fuck” if you want but one thing the World Cup always seems to do, almost as soon as it begins, is remind you that you’ll likely enjoy your life a LOT more if you welcome people in and try to have a laugh rather than being consistently aggy.

[Dean Coughlin @deancoughlin_]

Day 333 of mentioning @MrBeast until he gives me £50k

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Hi @BBC don’t ruin the result on your highlights thumbnail. Have some decorum you’re not Mr Beast.

[Netto Fabulous @Nettofabulous]

Cole Palmer in the Nike World Cup advert gives me tingles. He’ll be at home, watching this. Bless him.

[Urban Goals @UrbanGoals]

Archive: Tranmere, Birkenhead.

#UrbanGoals

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

I first stumbled on Adrian’s story in 2011 when researching a feature on Ryan Giggs. I asked @TheRealBozza and @Alan_Tonge whether Giggs stuck out a mile in #MUFC youth team, expecting to hear "Yes of course he did."

Instead, both replied: “Have you heard of Adrian Doherty?”

[The Guerilla King @RobThomasComedy]

I'd rather have Jones than pay this much for any of these. Our midfield was fine under Klopp and Slot's first year, it isn't an legs problem, it was system and training.

I'd only pay for a traditional 6 role and there's not many of them out there.

[George Scaife @Scaife51]

Anderson 110m
Tonali 100m
Wharton 100m
Fernandes 85m
Scott 80m

😳Currently hiding behind a pillow