Robert Green

[Robert Green @Robvr6]

@elonmusk Until you don't.

[Robert Green @Robvr6]

@JimLee hi Jim, I have a question about some OA I have, could you let me know if it's inks over pencils or blue lines? Thanks in advance!

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@RishiSunak You sir, are the epitome of a modern Tory. Follow the popular opinion, and keep people cheering by throwing money about and blaming it all on others, before jumping ship and pointing fingers, to further your climb up the greasy pole of politics. Be gone.

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@MarcAllera absolutely shocking practices from EE Uk, fraudulently changing an 81year old onto a 160gb data contract, instead of transferring the contract to his wife #dementia #ripoff #unethicalbusiness #ombudsman

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@piersmorgan I'll have to assume you're one of the ones sweating then...

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@CBR When you are vagina deep in eggs up your snatch and making candles that smell of it, who has the time!?!

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#castle4bluecross

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@TeamKnowhowUK Being a national chain, surely the stock should be distributed to stores to fulfil the already paid in full orders as a priority rather than to cash in on new money first

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@curryspcworld how exactly do you allocate #playstation stock to stores? Ordered via VIP lottery on 12/08 and still waiting, but stores receive stock to sell to walk in customers? #ps5 #gotmymoney #disorganised #dishonestbusinesspractice

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@domjoly @Twitch I'm just getting over a serious bout of norovirus, where I actually was sick and pissing out of my arse, in just a regular way, and I couldn't knock one out for the life of me.

Is that unusual? Do I need to train for it?

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@JacquiDeevoy1 @garethicke Well, my mates mums cousins close acquaintance said, via smoke signal through a translator, that you once smacked the face of the pope.

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@JacquiDeevoy1 Is that the one where he puked 4 pint of blood, had a bleeding anus, but still fancied a quick hand shandy?

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@mattheguy Yeah, I'm hoping they reinstate the full dining plan early next year and offer upgrades. As soon as it comes back on, I'm booking

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@fredsirieix1 A fathers pride. I wish her all the luck there is.

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@mattheguy Maaaaaaate. I'm so, so, so so so tempted to book for summer next year. I need Disney dining back though

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@fredsirieix1 St vernier aoc, makes the final vs a perfectly ripe tunworth... It goes to penalties.

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@virginmedia You were about as helpful as laces on socks.

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@virginmedia service down again? Tell me again how reliable your fibre is.... Clowns

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@virginmedia It did, and six hours later the issue was fixed.

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@virginmedia As it happens, yes I looked using my 4g connection, and it told me the service was down. In other news, water is wet.

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@virginmedia I see your response is as fast as your broadband.