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@RealDonKeith your friends a fucking gimp lad

[Central @WestHam_Central]

A full hour of Gabriel's penalty kick. https://t.co/8YJBh5no06

[Ben @CriminalCosta]

Arsenal will win the title comfy I think, only had to take 22 years to compromise all their principles, wait for the worst season of contenders ever, play some of the worst football ever and turn into a LinkedIn football club with some manufactured AI anthem. Future is ours.

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@KateFantom In the same way I’d choose a pair of shoes that were cool and cost more than a pair of really fit for purpose ugly shoes. I want to feel nice

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@GoodwinMJ You are truly thick as mince

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@spotify change da ting back

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@realrikkidoolan @TRobinsonNewEra you look like shit

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@ZiaYusufUK That's not really how local elections work is it

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someone should take one for the team and make farage become dead

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@BenGrahamUK it says Easter on the box and the display you fucking stupid weasel

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there is a direct correlation between the terrible quality of football now and the number of players with their hands taped up

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@iam_commando do u need to have a crap Italian name to be a ‘midfielder’

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@SkySportsNews has mr caulker been watching any football for the last couple years or

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@utdrobbo limp

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@womaninblue1050 @Big_Hamish @CustomerH7243 no definitely not a scam they needed my bank login and mothers maiden name and home address and car keys so they could set up my new direct debit for my new internet

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Told @virginmedia I dont want to pay £81.32 to renew my internet so they've offered me a phenomenal deal of ...£81.99.

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@Big_Hamish @CustomerH7243 glad you agree i sent over my bank login so they can set my new direct debit up

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@jakewoolf you’ve attached the wrong photos I think

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@CitizenUddin @Daz_1105 So you’re not referring to you. But you’re complaining, you’re tweeting, you’re reporting. Tonnes of stuff to do to make the world a better place, grassing on nothing probs isn’t one of them. All seems a bit unnecessary ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@CitizenUddin @Daz_1105 You're 'literally talking about 2 meters' while complaining about walking about 20cm round the front of it? Have you considered just getting on with your life