Robyn Ribena

I lived, bitches. I’m so sexy

[Robyn Ribena @RobynRibena_]

I woke up with a desk fan in my throat

[William Cryantown @TheWeepyWilliam]

I’ve got a confession that I want to confess and I want to confess this confession

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He doesn’t even care that he’s choking on a golf club

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A bald boy called Hedwig

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It’s a secret between me and the crisp night air

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Two black sausages!

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That English dog farted on my carpet!

[Grandpa Joe @CrunchyFarts]

Here it comes! *Massive shite flies oot arse*

[Robyn Ribena @RobynRibena_]

Long Shortman

[William Wankers @CrybabyWilliam]

Cock ducks! are sexy!

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Leaning casually against a stone-warmed stone wall

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I need to find a dragonfly and a match

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The little jail between the doors

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Robyn Ribena @RobynRibena_]

Bridges in fantastic places

[Robyn Ribena @RobynRibena_]

I’m acting funny, I keep refitting my blinds

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Anastasia has a fear of balloons

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She’s very divorceable

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The ginger cunt three tents down

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She’s built like a kettle!