When I discovered there’s a company that makes children’s drawings into keyrings, I knew it was time to immortalise my son’s most famous depiction of me in silver for eternity. I give you “Mummy With Her Lady Bits.”
We are living in a world where your neighbour sees that you’ve had a visit from your son and decides to call the police, yet people think the visit is the problem, what has happened to us?
It’s all actually a load of bollocks, this bollocks, that bollocks, you should be thinking this, shouldn’t be feeling that. Go with your heart and instinct. Be rooted though and not just an emotional reaction. End of memo. Fuck the bollocks. 👍