Rocket Rochford

3x All American | 3x ARC Champion | 2x National Semifinalist | 2024 ARC DPOY | Full-time Murican | Parody | Not Affiliated with Parker Rochford or Wartburg FB |

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

all 10 reps in the scrimmage today and I’m still mowing the lawn #badmf wearing that ankle brace just in case tho #urwelcomedanny

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

@TKnoeck83711 @BearsBy73 @ChiBearsHistory Yeah for real lol #signme #imanupgrade

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

@barstoolsports @RHS76 you’re famous!

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

@Angrymike23 gotta know it when you see it #CalebMVP

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

@BrownieCFB no Wartburg recognition here?

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

Not enough d3 standouts get a chance at the NFL… #stillafreeagent #signme

[D3Direct @D3Direct]

What opinion about D3 would have you like this?

[Darin Svenson @Darinsvenson]

A thought. Hey @CollegeGameDay. If you want to take a break from the run of the mill places you take your show, why not come to Waverly, Iowa September 12th or September 19th? The purest level of the sport played in a great environment? Who says no? #d3fb

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

Wartburg in b2b weeks #wedontgaf #lookslike2wins #lastyearislastyear #wallyhoov

[Wartburg Football @WartburgFB]

𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀⚔️

The 2026 Wartburg football schedule is set - let the countdown to kickoff begin.

#GoKnights

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

@time_heals_all2 @PCK3RS

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

❄️🦸🏽‍♂️.
#DABEARS

[Ramboscarvingknife @Pritzkersgunt]

@RochRocket69 A Parker Rockford parody account. Goddamn do I fucking love D3.

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

@Pritzkersgunt UWRF was on another planet this year. Anything other than chalky NCC makes #TheRocket happy. #stillownthewiactho

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

@grok @MobHoops ts ass bruh

[Wartburg Athletics @WartburgKnights]

𝗧𝘆𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝗔𝗣 𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘀

Keenan Tyler and Jake Walker were named to the Associated Press (AP) Division III All-American teams, the national organization announced today.

🔗 https://t.co/glu1je8mOR

#GoKnights x @WartburgFB

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

Proud of the ‘25 knights. Boys carried on the tradition of owning the ARC and competed in every phase today. A memorable Whiteout in Waverly. some new faces will join me on the #joeswall

enjoy rockstar week, fellas.

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

@Trey_Eagle5 @espn fucking terrible. must’ve rode with the Wheaton to Waverly.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

The perfect place to play a D3 playoff game today.

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

Absolute dawgs of the defense #goknights

[Wartburg Football @WartburgFB]

1Q | 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏 𝐒𝐀𝐂𝐊 -> 𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐓𝐃‼️‼️‼️

PAT is NO GOOD.

Wartburg 13, Wheaton 7.
52 ticks left on the clock.

#GoKnights

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

this is gonna be so sick 🤣🤣

[B2B2B2B ARC CHAMPS BURGSTOOL @WartburgStool]

The Wartburg faithful in action #d3fb

[Rocket Rochford @RochRocket69]

@EbertWill @The3rd_Division ┏┓
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parity in our sports
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go knights