#FATgpt

millennial Jamaican mommy tweeting through toddler-hood; wearer of many hats

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

I love gorilla rows because they’ve been quickly getting my waist, back, arms and core together. It is a very simple movement and every week I just up the weights. I’m using 35 lb kettlebells this week and the burn is manageable which means I need to up the weight again.

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

I really am only a social drinker like I do not sit at home and be like yeah let me drink tonight lmao.

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

Also, Fatima cannot STAND him.

[Ik. @ik_fiinn]

Apart from saying "Dad, Dad" and calling Fatima "Baby"

What exactly does he do??

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

Remy Ma ladies and gentlemen.

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

“Told him find something stupid to play with, he picked you”

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

@orlandohh_ Something over the teachers college dem I just don’t know what it is yet

[edwidge fancy cat @orlandohh_]

The teachers are barely literate too btw.

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

Came across a post and did some digging. Every island has some descendants of white indentured workers

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

Did you guys know that there’s a distinct white community of white Bajans called Redlegs? They’re descendants of white indentured servants from Ireland, Scotland and England. Like how we have German x Syrian descendants in the hills of Westmoreland and St E!

[Yenkunkun Pikibo @moniquepowell]

Came across two people in their 70s recently who said they wish they'd done more in their 40s/could go back to their 40s. Unprompted they specifically said 40s, not 20s, not 30s. 40s for them was when they believe they had the perfect blend of energy and wisdom. Yet there are people in their 40s thinking it's too late for them to do/build something new.

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

I just know a vegan decided to make that.

[Kenroy G @DrG_d_CHEMIST]

Callaloo ice cream is absolutely crazy.

(And NOT in a good way) 🤨

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

@1dani__ Delusion making its way to body dysmorphia enuh. I realize nuff people nuh know how weight distributes and what a weight look like on different people. She nuh look like 140 ADALL

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

As a non-seasoned drinker…I like gin because it’s so smooth and botanical tasting. I’ve had Bombay Sapphire and Hardshore Gin with citrusy flavored water or soda and it’s not bad at all. A gin and tonic has grown on me real bad.

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Gin is for seasoned drinkers. I fear I’ll never enjoy it that much.

[Markisha Marie @ByMMarie]

There’s no flex in your kid being the only Black child in an all white friend group.

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

@thisisnefertiti Your eyes! They’re so full of life and they smile so bright. Pretty girl 🥹

[traveling hairstylist 🎀 @gaygoddess_a]

i don’t. hope this helps

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

Why did that couple even come and tell the internet they had an abortion or that the fetus tested positive for DS? Why did that need a public announcement? And why did anyone outside of their family circle need to be invited into that?

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

There’s no JAMAICAN macaroni and rass cheese. Stop saying that lmao

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

How many times do we have to clarify that there is no Jamaican Mac and cheese recipe nor is it something we are crazy about making from scratch. The “Jamaican” Mac and cheese is simply restauranteurs and catering companies accommodating AfAms and their obsession with it.

[Bad Batch @85illshit]

A girl on TikTok said chick fila makes better bake Mac than Jamaican ppl and I fear she is right

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

Not being able to fill my tank on a whim 🫩

[Zilara @ItzJust_Ren]

What's your personal recession indicator?
I'll go first, I rarely go to pricesmart anymore

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

Close the door and open up to meeeee

[#FATgpt @RochSaid]

Scamma music is obeah adjacent. Let’s discuss.