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Owning Fire Island, 1 rocketfuel at a time. First class muppetry at a second class price minus the clown show price gauging at Whitneys, Ocean Beach, NY.

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@onepeloton @onepeloton Can I still ride your bike even though I don’t have windows? Your ad makes it seem like the bike must be 7in from a window. #NoWindows #iliveinateepee

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@PeteAbe hi pete!

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@jacko2323 @Yankees I ate dinner next to Jason Giambi on the UES in 07. He was pouring sweat. The temperature was 53 in the resteraunt.

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@NESN Jonny Gomes has the iq of wallpaper...I'd rather jump into a woodchipper than listen to him. #woodchipperbound @DAVIDprice24

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@LibertyMutual @AskLiberty your commercials are a joke. There is no view of the Statue of Liberty like that. #joke @GEICO #reality #tgif

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@NESN is john valentin drunk? Sounds like he was just crushing Bud Heavys with Derek Lowe all morning. #releaseprice #budweiser

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@stoolpresidente which one of @WindhorstESPN chin's is your favorite?

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@DSchec1 dump a rocket fuel on your nuts and grow up. @BILLBELLAMY @SimonRex

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@WindhorstESPN do you have to hire a hot air balloon company to fabricate your dress shirts to fit that huge neck/chin? #kyrie #lebron #espn

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@DwightHoward @SportsCenter You're still in the NBA? #clown

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@DSchec1 @davidduchovny Do this #

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@DSchec1 @orangechris @hey_annabelle @dpol13 @pitbull @SimonRex - @SimonCowell & @pitbull agree

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@DSchec1 @orangechris @hey_annabelle @dpol13 cucumber squat fest in 20. Be there. #tuesday #workhardayhaes @pitbull @SimonRex

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@DSchec1 @hey_annabelle matthews in 20? @orangechris #hashtag

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@TheRock random fact - you got your name from jerking off transvestite strippers in Zen Garden. #cumMonster @MittRomney #mittTheDickMuffler

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@espn you guys are awful. That van pelt accent nonsense during the sox/o's game was painful. Cancelling my cable. #ESPNLayoffs #needmore

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@gregsasso i didnt realize my dong was serving Malbec this evening. #BizWireTV #beentheredonethat #deadpool

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@gregsasso didn't realize my dong was serving that Malbec this evening #drinkitbeforeweswitchtodongIPA

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@njtransit Is it mandatory for your ticket takers to be rude pieces of garbage? #njtransit #NJTransitProbs #HighSchoolDropOuts #Hammerjam

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@gregsasso @jameskann YES! For example @dancortese.