Candyass

I'm Rick James Bitch.

[Candyass @rocketQueen2015]

I only swallow if he's vegan, gluten free, grass fed, free range, and no antibiotics

[Alix @AlixG_2]

Facts 👇

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

I wish dispensaries would have weed trucks cruise down the neighborhood like a ice cream truck.

[Candyass @rocketQueen2015]

Do you ever start daydreaming while driving? I can still pay attention and keep telling myself to come out of it but I don’t want to

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

Normalize gifting weed as gifts like how we do wine😤

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Epstein Island wasn't running itself. There were maids, custodians, chefs, gardeners, dock workers. Where are they today? Why are they not telling us what they saw?

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

Man, if they’re mad about Helen of Troy not being white, wait until they hear about that Jesus dude…

[Rose 🛸 @revengescores]

Before pride month starts im just gonna say this:

-men’s mental health month is in November

-straight pride isn’t a thing. Nobody has ever been oppressed or killed for being straight

-veterans get 2 months. May and November

So do some research before complaining :)

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Crews have now begun constructing a stage set up for UFC cage matches on the bulldozed White House lawn which will host the event on the orange felon’s 80th birthday.

Embarrassing, disgraceful, wasteful and trashy AF. I truly hate him and all who rabidly worship him.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

Bring back the weed that made you laugh at nothing for 4hrs in a high school parking lot. Im over this infused crystal wax dipped rolled keef manual breathing death panic weed

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

i caught two kids smoking weed outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking weed outside my office

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

There were 11 assassination plots against Obama that never got close to him because his FBI director wasn't a cross-eyed blackout drunk flying his girlfriend around on the government jet to shitty country music concerts

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I came across a theory that AI is starting to make more mistakes because the internet is increasingly polluted with AI slop. The idea of AI cannibalising itself into obscurity is one of my favourite things ever. I hope it is true and I hope it becomes impossible to fix.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

The problem isn't that Trump keeps falling asleep, it's that he keeps waking up.

[Love Music @khnh80044]

They don't make music like this anymore.❤️

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Smoking marijuana after work should be a fundamental right/liberty every human being has.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[Casey Duncan @caseytduncan]

Ever notice how crows always seem to be in a meeting?

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

A dog failed his service dog exam, and was later seen at a train station carrying the reason why.

People at the station couldn’t stop staring when the dog walked onto the train with a stuffed elephant held proudly in his mouth.

At first, everyone thought it was part of his training.
But his owner started laughing and explained the truth.

The dog had been training to become a service dog, but during one of his final tests, he kept getting distracted by an elephant plushie nearby. Instead of staying focused, he tried to steal it like it was the only thing in the room that mattered.

That was the moment he failed.

But his owner said he couldn’t be mad. The dog had tried his best, and even if he wasn’t meant to be a service dog, he was still loyal, gentle, and full of love.

So before they left, he bought him the elephant toy.

That night, the dog didn’t pass the exam, but he still went home with the person who chose him anyway.