RocketSpouse

I was a human being, once. Now I am @GailSimone's husband. Share the rainbow or something!

[S P A R K S @sparksofficial]

AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW: the exclusive 45th anniversary merch collection of the double album release of ‘No. 1 In Heaven’ & Sparks-produced ‘Is there more to life than dancing?’ by Noël. The double LP & CDs are available to order as well. ✨

https://t.co/n0dS9eikhT

[S P A R K S @sparksofficial]

Happy Record Store Day! ⚪️🟢

#RSD24 #RSD2024

[RocketSpouse @RocketSpouse]

Ha! Thanks!

[(((Sparky Santos))) @stsparky]

@GailSimone @RocketSpouse Happy birthday to a brother in space & rockets. Gail’s birthday is NASA’s so you two were meant to be. It’s a wonderful world!

[RocketSpouse @RocketSpouse]

Awww, thank you!

[RocketSpouse @RocketSpouse]

@GailSimone What

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Okay, I have an amazing, fantastic, incredible, not-very-interesting weird story that happened last night.

Prepare to have your brains blown out by my brilliance in this amazing tale.

1/

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Weird thing I can’t get out of my head. The Fun Bun is a @knotts Berry Farm creation. It’s a huge fresh cinnamon roll, dipped in funnel cake batter, deep fried, and covered with boysenberry cream cheese https://t.co/eYs8hcaZz3 is a delicious gooey nightmare. 1/

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

If weird Evangelical album covers were superhero film posters…

WANDAVISION

[RocketSpouse @RocketSpouse]

So I took my lovely wife @GailSimone out for a nice lunch and walk along the beach up the Oregon coast. We found a bench and sat and watched the waves come in. We sat quietly watching nature's beauty.

I asked her what she was thinking.

"I wonder if Mera could beat Namor."

[RocketSpouse @RocketSpouse]

Thank you for all the kind birthday wishes!

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Okay. Prepare yourselves for shocking, photographic evidence. Not for the meek. If you are easily frightened, LOOK AWAY.

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

@GailSimone When you dine in Quebec
Get some love down your neck
Poutine

When your exiting Banff
You’ll need fresh underpanff
Poutine

Shepherd’s pie is a lie. You must try
Poutine

[RocketSpouse @RocketSpouse]

It's true, never had coffee or beer, either.

[James Lynch @HeroJamesLynch]

@GailSimone @RocketSpouse That's gotta be a fakey.

[RocketSpouse @RocketSpouse]

Happy Valentine's Day to my incredible wife.

You make me happier than you can ever know.

[RocketSpouse @RocketSpouse]

I married the best lady.

[Aaron Meyers @AaronMeyers]

"there's a WOMAN playing Batgirl in the Batgirl movie. More Soy SJW BS from the Antifa media. Ill never buy another comic book or see another movie ever again. Donate to my patreon" 10,000 dudes on youtube in an hour probably.

[RocketSpouse @RocketSpouse]

@GailSimone #TableTopGails

[RocketSpouse @RocketSpouse]

Oh, man, you are just begging for it, JB.

[Tom Taylor @TomTaylorMade]

@GailSimone Don’t you dare discount what we have.

[Sassy Greyjoy 🏴‍☠️ 💎 🐈 @Tlieso]

@GailSimone Her D&D bags are goals. So darn beautiful.