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Humor & Fake News about Rockettopia, USA. Now in mangled English!

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Left: One of our articles from early 2019
Right: An article from the actual @nytimes, three years later

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what am i even supposed to do with this
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"Our failure is only temporary," the organizers intoned to News from Rockettopia
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The #ObamaPortraits are great but I really love the Trump portraits they did. The artist really captured the unsettling feel of his dozens of compound eyes and creeping tendrils.

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In response... we got nothing. https://t.co/Ng876A8MG0

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Are flamethrowers allowed at Rockettopia Institute of Technology? In short, no. In long, what do you fucking think - of course not! https://t.co/xFkhIdbdf8

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Who put on the Golf Channel in the Grace Watson lounge? OH GOD IS TRUMP ON CAMPUS???

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We now bring you live exclusive coverage of @realDonaldTrump learning the results of #AlabamaSenateElection
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President Takes to Twitter to Comment on #Reichstag #ManhattanAttack https://t.co/ussUHY5fNH

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America Prepares to Find, Invade #Uzbekistan following #Manhattan attack.

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Fire in the Engineering Building? News from Rockettopia is here with all the details! https://t.co/gVONtx7EJl

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For First Time Since Jan. 20th, Insane Clowns Outside WH Outnumber Insane Clowns Inside #JuggaloMarch

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#TedCruzScandal brought News from Rockettopia back!
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BREAKING: USS #Fitzgerald damaged off #Japan. When asked to comment, US ambassador [post vacant] told News from Rockettopia, "[...]"

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"Shame that such a tragic thing happened to such a nice -rat- guy" https://t.co/L7Zm6EEi5M

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Massive voter suppression on the way

Blue states: Automatic reg NOW
Red states: HUGE voter reg/turnout drives

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#Pence tells reporters that #JamesComey firing has nothing to do with #russiagate, and also he has a very nice bridge currently up for sale.

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BREAKING: For the next 24 hours, all cable news channels will show pictures of #JamesComey's face

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THE PALAKILI ARE BACK
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Below: #Trump holding auditions for a sequel of The Hills Have Eyes