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New account!!✌🏽🤪✌🏽

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Meet a really attractive guy in the sauna today at the gym. We exchanged names and shook hands and the only words I managed to get out were…
“WOW you have an extremely firm handshake!”

Why am I like this?

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My guilty pleasure….
McDonald’s Sprite!!🖤
It has no right to taste that good!

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That’s a BIG W for JD!!!
#JohnnyDepp
#JohnnyDeppAmberHeardTrial

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I’m sorry but there shouldn’t even be a question over who is gonna win the Depp vs Heard case.
Name one instance where they caught Johnny in a lie compared to the multiple times Amber has been caught in her web of lies.

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I can’t wait to have my brace unlocked..
I wanna bend my knee, and I keep forgetting I can’t…🙄

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Post knee surgery week 1:
Still hate crutches.
BUT…
I can finally put my socks and shoes on by myself!!

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I have knee surgery next week and I’m not sure if I’m excited or nervous to finally be fixed after a year of my knee giving out on me whenever it wants..😬

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I’m kind of over this game of
Am I gonna pay my bills this paycheck?
Or am I gonna spend it all to fill my car with gas?

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I yelled at my friends to “PiVoT!?!” Today….

Neither one of them knew what I was talking about…

I’m disappointed.

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Day in the life of being the only female in a house with 5 boys:

You get to hear them compare their arsenal of guns. (“You can never have enough guns”)

They compare frozen pizzas for 30 minutes

Boil 2 small pots of water for 1 box of Mac and cheese because it “boils faster”

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Why am I sober for this….

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I was honestly scared for Steelers fans for a second there!! 😬

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I need MTV to bring back Silent Library!!

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My roommates girlfriend is getting dangerously close to me losing my shit on her…

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The things my 5 guy roommates say and do….
Scare me
Worry me
Make me cry from laughing
And it makes GREAT free entertainment!!

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Just trying to watch Yellowstone and my roomies are hogging the wifi with their gaming…

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Sang Luke Bryan in the bathroom at the bar tonight for some drunk lady…

Bar bathrooms NEVER disappoint!!

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If some scary movie type stuff ever happens to me…
I pray to god I’m smarter then the people in movies!!

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Anyone else set 70 alarms in 15 minutes increments just to wake up in the morning?
Or is it just me?

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How to wake me up in the morning:

Step 1:
Reconsider your existence