Jay-Ztoneburner

[Paul’s Posting Their L’s Online @JakeParkerfan1]

The left is going to evaporate all the momentum and goodwill they have by mistaking the publics hatred of Trumps Iran War with their desire to go back to woke 1.0

[Jay-Ztoneburner @RockSmoker99]

@chestnuthell @3YearLetterman @jtLOL It doesn’t look like she did. Are you talking about the ‘msic’ at the end, because that’s how Ella Langley’s username is spelt.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

People saying Eric Schmidt “destroyed his career” seem to think the modern GOP base is offended by lies, stupidity and incompetency

He hates who they hate. That’s enough.

If they cared about truth or law they wouldn’t be MAGA.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Saving this for the moment Republicans lose the House and suddenly rediscover the $40 trillion national debt right on cue as a reason to block anything Democrats propose

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Look, is AI making our lives better? No. But is it making things less expensive? Unfortunately, the opposite. Now, is it making the internet a better place? More slop than ever, actually! But does it allow us to spend more time being creative? That's actually the thing it's best at stealing without shame. Though, surely it's making us smarter, right? You’ll never guess, but…

[Jay-Ztoneburner @RockSmoker99]

@esjesjesj Then maybe take a couple seconds to slow down and reread what you are about to post before you post it to make sure it doesn’t get misconstrued.

[Hutch @hutchinson]

There are people who actually believe that democrats should defend Hasan in this spot instead of loudly and publicly telling voters that we want nothing to do with him lol.

Like they actually think we’re ungrateful for his contributions and that he has earned our total support.

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[Jay-Ztoneburner @RockSmoker99]

@pw38 Wow, such a big issue that it has literally never happened in the WNBA before.🙄

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

If your number one issue is “this trans stuff and allowing men into women’s sports,” please take a moment to appreciate just how good and safe your life must be, take a breath, and then leave trans people the hell alone.

[Betsey @Betsycashmoney]

Enes Kanter isnt claiming to be trans or a transwoman.
He isnt claiming to be a woman.
He isnt transitioning.

If you think that's a "gotcha," you are genuinely a moron, because he didnt say any of that.

He's simply an idiot who declared for the draft. That's not how it works.

[Bryan Alvarez @bryanalvarez]

This was my favorite spot of 2026

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Every random woke person is "the Democrats"

Republicans aren't even responsible for the actions of their president

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

1) elon musk obviously runs his mom's account

2) instead of getting real pictures of family, he uses ai to generate them

3) that ai tag only appears when you use something other than grok to generate a picture so he doesn't even use his own product

4) this is all so dire that my hermit ass almost feels bad for him not having real people to celebrate with

[brandon* @brndxix]

wdym war on protein, they’re literally putting that shit in doritos

[Jay-Ztoneburner @RockSmoker99]

@JasonClark829 @dubs_thoughts @ShamsCharania .

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Brandon Clarke of the Memphis Grizzlies has died at 29 years old. RIP.

[slayter 🗡️🩸 @poisonouspixies]

bump of the year

[Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @CrosbyBaseball]

"off the charts"?

It's literally on a chart. We're looking at the chart. You put the chart in the tweet. The main content of the tweet *IS* the chart

[Jay-Ztoneburner @RockSmoker99]

@JoJoG_2003 What a weird question to ask