Rockstar qames

Stop leaking our shit.

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🚨 NOW HIRING: Cybersecurity Engineer at Rockstar qames 🚨

Location: Anywhere with Wi-Fi
Salary: $100 per year (paid in Rockstar cash, redeemable for GTA Online shark cards only)
Position type: Full-time (90+ hours/week expected)

Requirements:
• MUST BE Indian
• Must have at least 8 years of experience exploiting GTA Online glitches
• Willing to work for the love of the game (and the $100)
• Must know what they're doing (optional)
• Must be okay with the fact that the actual security team is just one intern and a sticky note that says “please don’t hack us”
• Preference given to candidates who already have Rockstar qames Night Club accounts with over 500 hours in GTA Online
Responsibilities:
• Pretend the servers are secure
• Blame lag on “player skill issues”
• Write the same “we are investigating” tweet for the 400th time
• Make sure no one steals the next GTA VI trailer before we leak it ourselves

Apply by commenting “I accept the $100” and tagging your manager.
Rockstar qames – Taking the “secure” out of cybersecurity since forever.

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@KINGJulien15x We appreciate you dawg

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Cyberleek,
Count your days lil bro.

-Rockstar qames

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@Pirat_Nation Shit was barely on its feet when it was dependent, imagine the outcome when they went independent 💀

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BREAKING: Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick makes a statement about Cyberleek in new interview‼️

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Guy blocks anyone that points out his dick sucking skills

[Vanda @Vanda26_]

LMFAO I'm sorry I don't know how to suck Rockstar's dick

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@DiscussingFilm An AI movie just made over $2 billion.

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@naaath19 How bout losing some weight instead of talking shit about men on twitter

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@rootxaman Fuckin everywhere

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BREAKING: A picture of Rockstar Games Cybersecurity team has been leaked‼️

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@DiscussingFilm Life when Dave Bautista is Kratos in God of War show:

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What GTA 6 leakers see in their dreams everytime they take a nap:

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@luffypikaboo @Pirat_Nation Get yo cow shit outta my replies lil bro 😭✌🏼

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@Dexerto Everyday he looks more and more like Hugh Jackman

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@GiantKGames Picture of the dev team:

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"Fuck Rockstar bro, if you feel bad for Rockstar after the leaks then you're a cuck. Get their dick outta your throat".

Same guy: *pre-orders the $100 Ultimate Edition*.

You fucks are insufferable.

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@cyberleek_ar_io Blud larping as a representative for the "real leakers"

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@GTASixInfo Rockstar's lawyers when they catch him

"Twinkle, twinkle, little leaks,
Showing off wha-"

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@Pirat_Nation *Makes ai friendslop number 7400 game*

*gets surprised that it flopped so hard*