Piper

A man of art, a man of show, a man of Scotland. 2x RoC World Champ.

[Piper @ROCPiper]

@JalenHurts your face and the Brotherly Shove play pisses me off. Fuck off Gay Boy

[Piper @ROCPiper]

Hello ROC, here's a selfie from the toilet for my number 1 fans

[Piper @ROCPiper]

@Frankwa54687845 Looks like AJ Cook lad

[Piper @ROCPiper]

It's time for the biggest show of them all. May the best man win, @DaneXavierInc (Even though you're abit of a boob)

[Piper @ROCPiper]

@ROCVIOLATE CYBERSLAM 7 THIS SATURDAY. PUT THE SUBWOOFERS DOWN AND COME SEE HOW A REAL MAN FIGHTS!

[Piper @ROCPiper]

@iJonnyD Cyberslam 7 is this Saturday... Be there or I'll fuckin Batista bomb you

[Piper @ROCPiper]

@DaneXavierInc Congratulations to the Braves on their win. It's a shame I'm the one to bring you back down to Earth, though. I've never liked being the party 💩

[Piper @ROCPiper]

@DaneXavierInc Congratz on your victory, pal. Here's to the next prophecy, yanoo the one were I stick my boot up your ass.

[Piper @ROCPiper]

@DaneXavierInc @WrestlingRoc Cry to some one that cares, Glory Hog.

Here's a link buddy: https://t.co/61UnZG1ppm

[Piper @ROCPiper]

Yo, @DaneXavierInc you good buddy? I heard you lost your boy today. My condolences ❤️

[Piper @ROCPiper]

Congratulations on your big win in your home town, @AngeloMuracoRoC.

Much respect. #Anarchy

[Piper @ROCPiper]

I'm so annoyed. That was the moment ROC needed. A Christmas miracle; finally a challenge to SoCs reign of terror. But no, some not-so-wise man xbombed the North star. 2020 epitomised.

Ack Well. Whits fur ye’ll no go by ye!

[Piper @ROCPiper]

@VegaRoc I wouldn't want your beta a$$ reporting me to the twitter feds like you did to @DiceIsSexy, would I?

[Piper @ROCPiper]

Beta squad is out in full force on Twitter. Superstars are drinking mimosas, trying to win games consoles, making soundcloud rap songs and talking to birds.

What happened?

[Piper @ROCPiper]

In hindsight, I have never been so happy to take an L in my life. Rather you than me getting the Ded, Slash. A final trick, from #TheGreatestShow

[Piper @ROCPiper]

Ruining everybody's night, one nut-shot at a time...

[Piper @ROCPiper]

Today's schedule:
*Wake up
*Have a piss
*Wash my hands
*Eat 2 bowls of Scot Oats
*Stare at myself holding the World Championship for 1.5 hours
*Take a big ol' Slash in the toilet
*Nap
*Wake up
*Take a shower
*Show up at adrenaline and kill everyone
*Bath in the tears
*Go to bed

[Piper @ROCPiper]

Yo wtf is going on, @DonFeltzerOWN? You haven't reported A DAMN THING on #TheGreatestShow's sublime victory over Slash at Revenge. Why the f**k does ROC pay you?

[Piper @ROCPiper]

A lot of people are questioning my 123 over @roclonewolf. Fuck them. I've proved myself time and time again. Slash is lucky he had the opportunity to lose to someone with as much calibre as myself.

[Piper @ROCPiper]

Tonight is the night I TERMINATE Slash's reign @ #Revenge. He betrayed #GNP months ago and sold out the good life for some facade that he could be the people's finest. Well sir, today you learn that I AM THE GREATEST SHOW.