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@Mike_kim714 121

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@MrWhitehorse69 Out of context!

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@TigerWoods Fuck you

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Hot chicks fucking rule. I love just looking at them. They can do literally anything and its money cuz they r just hot

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Haha lets get a beer

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

William Nylander, presumably to a teammate: “Stop fucking crying bro…this isn’t fucking junior hockey.” #LeafsForever

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Breaking: Hailey Van Lith has elected to transfer onto my face

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Hailey Van Lith has entered the NCAA Transfer Portal, per @petenakos

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So true. Get asked this question constantly on weekends

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

“It’s this narrative of ‘oh I have a bag.’ Or he doesn’t have a bag. It bothers the f*ck out of me.”

LeBron is tired of bag talk in NBA discourse.

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This RA is way cooler than the original #ChicletsCast #Tocchet

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Unnormalize ubers on a phone call the whole night

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@MrWhitehorse69 Keep being a cynic thatll get u places. I remember when u were young and dreamt big. Where did that whitehorse go?

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@MrWhitehorse69 I mean this is just like a positive story

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If you didnt wanna talk to me outside ur concert u didnt have to

But u coulda signed an autograph for matthew

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Would you rather be Captain America but u can never get drunk again or just remain urself?

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I love just going to town on a piece of gum

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Lemme get drunk and open up to u babe

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No one dick rides harder than me commenting on a classmates discussion post

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@DebatingHipHop_ Is she gon pop

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I only take advice on women from my favorite rappers

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Absolutely no coming back from this lol

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Ep. 8 Rick from Boston is telling us he wants to be known as female Admiral Rachel Levine. Accept his lie or pay the consequences, bigot.