RodBlagojevich

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@jscott1 This sounds awesome -- can the Blag-man come?

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A LEGO man??: http://chicagoist.com/2008/12/09/blalegovich.php Now my haircut? Come on people, CUT ME SOME [bleep]ing SLACK here.

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@wonkette "this friggin guy"?!? If you wanna play with the big boys, wonkette, you need to talk like a $%#!* man.

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@huffpost You better believe it is! Who is bigger/better?? And it will be even better once I get outta this. Wait and see, [bleep]s. lol

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@Chicagoeba OJ...that %$!#& called last night offering me "insight" on the slammer. In Fitzy's words, I told him to go [bleep] himself.

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@k8iedid I can %$#!&* win that, no question. What's the payout?

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First up on the to-do list: Gotta call Hendry and tell him to get the Peavy deal DONE already. Doesn't ANYONE know how to make deals here?

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@johnhanlon Look, things have to get done. That's the work ethic we show here in the great state of Illinois.

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@ceonyc Yeah, well, I'm up for SNL. Bring it on, I'm available this weekend! (How much do they pay, anyway?)

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Off to bed, but not before doing some online shopping for Patti. Her original list looks tough to deliver on right now. All ideas welcome!

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Man, The Wolf. That guy could fix ANYTHING.

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Hmm, the local news. %$!@# this. Ooh, Pulp Fiction on AMC. Sweet. "Say what again! Say what one more time!" LOL

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I knew that The Biggest Loser would make the day better! It does make me feel guilty about that burger, but what the hell.

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This cheeseburger cost me $4,500. Worth every penny.

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$@%#*! you, Meg Whitman...I thought I had a new avenue: http://tinyurl.com/5p4pjy

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Planning my campaign for president of cell block 6814.

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Unless I get something real good for pardoning this guy, shit, I’ll just send myself to jail, you know what I’m saying.